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Because What Movies Really Need Is More Merchandising Tie Ins
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Because What Movies Really Need Is More Merchandising Tie Ins

FinnOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

In a bold move to distract us from the impending doom of franchise fatigue, a new sweepstakes has emerged, offering…

NVIDIA sparks revolution in Windows laptops with RTX power boost
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NVIDIA sparks revolution in Windows laptops with RTX power boost

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

In a world where PC hardware comes at a premium, NVIDIA’s RTX Spark platform is looking to shake things up.…

Apparently Knowing Someone Isn’t Actually Knowing Them At All
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Apparently Knowing Someone Isn’t Actually Knowing Them At All

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Antoinette Forbes is a real-life mystery that’s got…

Democrats Get Warning From Raphael Warnock Ahead Of 2028
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Democrats Get Warning From Raphael Warnock Ahead Of 2028

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

As I sipped my coffee and read about Senator Raphael Warnock’s trip to New Hampshire, I couldn’t help but think…

Microsoft’s Flagship Laptop Gets NVIDIA RTX Spark Upgrade
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Microsoft’s Flagship Laptop Gets NVIDIA RTX Spark Upgrade

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026October 18, 2026

Microsoft’s latest Surface hardware is certainly a beast, and I’m not just talking about the absurd prices they’re asking for…

NVIDIA democratizes AI overkill with slightly less absurd DGX Spark option
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NVIDIA democratizes AI overkill with slightly less absurd DGX Spark option

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

NVIDIA’s DGX Spark just got a new 64GB configuration, because who needs a social life when you can have a…

Microsoft peddles more overpriced Surfaces with shiny new Snapdragon guts
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Microsoft peddles more overpriced Surfaces with shiny new Snapdragon guts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Microsoft decided to crash the Snapdragon Summit party, and I’m not complaining. The company unveiled its next-generation portable Surface laptop…

Pro Scanning Now Portable Thanks to Creality’s Sermoon P1S Miracle Worker
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Pro Scanning Now Portable Thanks to Creality’s Sermoon P1S Miracle Worker

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

Get ready to scan your surroundings like a pro, because Creality is bringing the big guns to the 3D scanning…

Google peddles Googlebook with flashy Snapdragon X Elite guts inside
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Google peddles Googlebook with flashy Snapdragon X Elite guts inside

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Get ready for the latest revolution in laptop technology, or so the marketing folks would have you believe. Google has…

Hunter Biden Spins Infamous Laptop Into Crypto Gold
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Hunter Biden Spins Infamous Laptop Into Crypto Gold

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hunter Biden, the son of former President Joe Biden, is launching…

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