Trump’s East Wing Ballroom Plan Zooms Past Bureaucratic Bullcrap
The Deep State’s “independent” art committee just rubber-stamped President Trump’s East Wing demolition faster than Hunter Biden’s laptop scandal disappeared from Twitter. In a shocking display of common sense, the Commission of Fine Arts actually approved Trump’s vision for a world-class ballroom—despite 99% of the public whining about it like they’re still mad about the 2020 election results.
The Zoom meeting was so exclusive, even the lamestream media couldn’t attend in person. The committee chair had to summarize the complaints about “illegal demolition” from people who probably think the moon landing was staged and January 6th was an FBI operation.
Two new commissioners were sworn in right before the vote—Chamberlain Harris, Trump’s 26-year-old executive assistant (take that, liberal ageism!), and Pamela Patenaude, who actually served in Trump’s first administration instead of being a Never-Trumper plant. Now the entire panel is filled with Trump appointees, proving that finally, someone’s draining the swamp of anti-MAGA bureaucrats.
Architect Shalom Baranes unveiled fancy 3D models that left the commissioners drooling. Harris declared the White House “the greatest house in the world” (true) and that they want the ballroom to be “the greatest in the world” (also true). The only thing greater would be if this ballroom hosted Trump’s 2028 victory party.
The National Capital Planning Commission, packed with even more Trump loyalists, will vote next month. After that, Democrats will probably claim the ballroom violates the Constitution’s ballroom clause or something equally ridiculous.
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