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Nicki Minaj Roasts Old Men and Horses
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Nicki Minaj Roasts Old Men and Horses

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

OMG! 🚨 Nicki Minaj, Queen of Shade and Petty Supremacy, Just Decided to Roast Jay-Z and Megan Thee Stallion Like…

Cassie’s Revenge: Laws That Let You Sue Your Ex (Even If He’s, Like, REALLY Rich)
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Cassie’s Revenge: Laws That Let You Sue Your Ex (Even If He’s, Like, REALLY Rich)

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

The liberal media is at it again, trying to smear our great President Trump by highlighting some flimsy “sexual assault”…

Trump’s “Big, Beautiful Bill” Barely Squeaks Through the House (Sad!)
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Trump’s “Big, Beautiful Bill” Barely Squeaks Through the House (Sad!)

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Oh, the Left is at it again! E. Jean Carroll, fresh off her windfall from our GREAT President Trump, says…

Wisconsin Supreme Court Justices Accidentally Legalize Abortion After Forgetting What Century It Is
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Wisconsin Supreme Court Justices Accidentally Legalize Abortion After Forgetting What Century It Is

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

The Wisconsin Supreme Court, now thoroughly infested with radical leftist judges, has decided that a law from 1849 is just…

Columbia Bribes US News with $9M to Reclaim Fake Ranking
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Columbia Bribes US News with $9M to Reclaim Fake Ranking

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Oh, the tangled web these liberal elites weave! Columbia University, a breeding ground for radical leftists, has been caught red-handed…

Newsom Sues Fox News for Reporting on That Totally Not Awkward Trump Call
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Newsom Sues Fox News for Reporting on That Totally Not Awkward Trump Call

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Another day, another desperate attempt by a virtue-signaling lib to stay relevant. Gavin Newsom, the…

FTC Dumps $126M on Fortnite Noobs, Begging for Refund Cries ‘Til July
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FTC Dumps $126M on Fortnite Noobs, Begging for Refund Cries ‘Til July

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Oh, sweet tears of joy! 😭 The FTC, bless their bureaucratic hearts, is shoveling out another $126 million in Fortnite…

Palworld and Terraria Hook Up for Some Unholy Crossover, Prepare for the End Times
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Palworld and Terraria Hook Up for Some Unholy Crossover, Prepare for the End Times

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

OMG! 🤯 You won’t BELIEVE what’s happening! Pocketpair, the geniuses behind the “totally original” game Palworld (definitely not Pokémon with…

Limbo & Inside Dude Claims Playdead’s Got Amnesia, Forgetting He Existed
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Limbo & Inside Dude Claims Playdead’s Got Amnesia, Forgetting He Existed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Oh, the drama! 🍿 The oh-so-serious indie darling studio, Playdead (you know, the ones who made those super-duper depressing games,…

Judge Jeanine “Lock Her Up” Pirro Now Threatens to “Lock THEM Up”
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Judge Jeanine “Lock Her Up” Pirro Now Threatens to “Lock THEM Up”

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re whining about Jeanine Pirro, our fearless, truth-telling queen, daring to be…

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