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Brent Hinds’s Estate Sues Mastodon Because Of Course They Did
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Brent Hinds’s Estate Sues Mastodon Because Of Course They Did

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh no, the metal world is imploding! 🤯 MASTODON is being sued by the estate of their former band member…

Trump Administration Gets Sued For Being Super Cool To Animals
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Trump Administration Gets Sued For Being Super Cool To Animals

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Trump administration is in the hot seat…

Judges Weigh Fate Of Easy At-Home Abortions Nationwide Again
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Judges Weigh Fate Of Easy At-Home Abortions Nationwide Again

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The issue of medication abortion is back in the courts, and…

Gunman’s Parents Blame Mental Health Facility For Dropping The Ball
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Gunman’s Parents Blame Mental Health Facility For Dropping The Ball

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A lawsuit has been filed against Park Mental Health Treatment of…

Crocodiles Now Involved In Trump’s DC Building Debacles Apparently
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Crocodiles Now Involved In Trump’s DC Building Debacles Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I came across this story about the Supreme Court’s decision…

Musk Throws Cash At Texas Senate Race Because Why Not
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Musk Throws Cash At Texas Senate Race Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Texas Republicans have been waiting for what feels like an eternity…

Pentagon Cans Journalists Because Accountability is Overrated
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Pentagon Cans Journalists Because Accountability is Overrated

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the Pentagon and Stars and Stripes, and I’ve…

Fox Rewards Loyalty with Pink Slip Apparently
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Fox Rewards Loyalty with Pink Slip Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that Maria Bartiromo, a big name at…

Epstein’s Beauty Tips Apparently Involved Lots of Hair Dye
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Epstein’s Beauty Tips Apparently Involved Lots of Hair Dye

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that Jeffrey Epstein, the infamous convicted sex…

Judge Assures Court She’s Not The Lorax Somehow
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Judge Assures Court She’s Not The Lorax Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding President Trump’s plan to turn a public golf course…

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