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Alex Jones Gets Discount on Being Wrong About Sandy Hook
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Alex Jones Gets Discount on Being Wrong About Sandy Hook

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Texas court just slashed a $50 million judgment against Alex…

TikTok Pays $400 Million For Breaking Child Privacy Not That Badly
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TikTok Pays $400 Million For Breaking Child Privacy Not That Badly

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest settlement between TikTok and the US Justice Department, and folks, it’s…

Al Sharpton Somehow Manages To Get Sued Again
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Al Sharpton Somehow Manages To Get Sued Again

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Rev. Al Sharpton is in hot water…

Netflix Shrugs Off Demon Hunter’s Lawsuit Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway
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Netflix Shrugs Off Demon Hunter’s Lawsuit Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh no, the metal world is ending: DEMON HUNTER is suing Netflix over the “KPop Demon Hunters” name 🤯! I…

Immigration Hardliner’s Company Trafficked Nurses Apparently By Accident Totally
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Immigration Hardliner’s Company Trafficked Nurses Apparently By Accident Totally

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rick Jackson, a billionaire Republican, is running for governor in Georgia,…

Disney Sues Trump’s FCC For Being Too On Brand
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Disney Sues Trump’s FCC For Being Too On Brand

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Disney is taking the Trump administration to court over its…

Meta Returns to Courtroom for Another Thrilling Episode of Social Media
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Meta Returns to Courtroom for Another Thrilling Episode of Social Media

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A trial is underway in Oakland, and it’s a big deal.…

Kansas Town Buys Reporter’s Silence For Cool $850K
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Kansas Town Buys Reporter’s Silence For Cool $850K

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a small Kansas town that’s agreed to pay a whopping $850,000 to…

Selena Gomez’s Mental Health Startup Apparently Needs Therapy Itself
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Selena Gomez’s Mental Health Startup Apparently Needs Therapy Itself

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Selena Gomez’s mental health startup, Wondermind, and I have to say, it’s a…

Feds Suddenly Forget How Guns Work Apparently
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Feds Suddenly Forget How Guns Work Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it seems like the Justice Department has decided not…

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