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Trump’s Old Pal Wants Him To Go Full Dictator Mode Now
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Trump’s Old Pal Wants Him To Go Full Dictator Mode Now

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Peter Ticktin, a lawyer and self-proclaimed “best friend” of Donald Trump’s…

Big Deal John Brennan Throws Tantrum Demands Records Saved
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Big Deal John Brennan Throws Tantrum Demands Records Saved

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former CIA Director John Brennan is suing the Trump administration to…

You Won’t Believe Who Gets To Keep Her Job
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You Won’t Believe Who Gets To Keep Her Job

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama involving President Donald Trump and the Library of Congress,…

PS6 To Cost An Arm And A Leg Apparently
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PS6 To Cost An Arm And A Leg Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Oh joy, another opportunity for Sony to empty our wallets with the upcoming PlayStation 6, which might just cost a…

Big Scam ALERT thousands of immigrants ripped off
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Big Scam ALERT thousands of immigrants ripped off

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An attorney in Washington state, Alexandra Lozano, promised “miracles” to tens…

You Won’t Believe Who Trump Chatted With Right Before That Settlement
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You Won’t Believe Who Trump Chatted With Right Before That Settlement

Big ElephantJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Live Nation’s CEO, Michael Rapino, had a chat with President Donald…

Subnautica 2 Sells 2 Million Copies in 12 Hours Because Who Needs Human Interaction Anyway
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Subnautica 2 Sells 2 Million Copies in 12 Hours Because Who Needs Human Interaction Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

Wow, what a wild ride for Subnautica 2! 🎢 After a lengthy lawsuit with publisher Krafton, Unknown Worlds has finally…

VENOM Trolls LAMB OF GOD Over Totally Not Ripoff Album Title and Honestly Who Cares Anyway
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VENOM Trolls LAMB OF GOD Over Totally Not Ripoff Album Title and Honestly Who Cares Anyway

Chord F. DiscordMay 9, 2026May 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some drama? 🤣 Because we’ve got a whole lot of it brewing in the…

James Cameron Sued for Stealing Actress’ Face and Probably Her Soul Too for His Mega Blockbuster Avatar Because He’s a Creative Genius Like That
Breaking News: Actress Sues James Cameron and Disney for Allegedly Stealing Her Face, Because Who Needs Consent Anyway? 🤑👀
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James Cameron Sued for Stealing Actress’ Face and Probably Her Soul Too for His Mega Blockbuster Avatar Because He’s a Creative Genius Like That

FinnMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Q’orianka Kilcher is suing the big cheeses, James Cameron and The Walt Disney Company,…

Sony Generously Decides to Stop Being Cheap and Pays Out a Whopping $7.8 Million to People They Totally Didn’t Rip Off
Breaking News: Sony Gets Sued and Loses (Again) 🚀👊
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Sony Generously Decides to Stop Being Cheap and Pays Out a Whopping $7.8 Million to People They Totally Didn’t Rip Off

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Sony Interactive Entertainment has been slapped with a $7.85 million bill to refund select…

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