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Feds vs Folks: DC Trial Turns into Trust Fall Fail
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Feds vs Folks: DC Trial Turns into Trust Fall Fail

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

You won’t BELIEVE the latest shenanigans from the Socialist Stronghold of Washington, D.C.! It seems the radical leftists are at…

Trump FINDS Couch Money to Pay Soldiers, World Still Doesn’t Care
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Trump FINDS Couch Money to Pay Soldiers, World Still Doesn’t Care

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The Fake News CNN is trying to make it sound like President Trump isn’t taking…

Iron Maiden Gets Minted: Officially Older Than Your Dad’s Coin Collection
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Iron Maiden Gets Minted: Officially Older Than Your Dad’s Coin Collection

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

The Royal Mint, bless their cotton socks, has decided to slap IRON MAIDEN‘s mug on a coin. 🙄 Apparently, these…

Subnautica 2 Founders Throw a Hissy Fit, Sue Krafton for Being Too Demanding Like a Bratty Bride
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Subnautica 2 Founders Throw a Hissy Fit, Sue Krafton for Being Too Demanding Like a Bratty Bride

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh, the drama! 🎭 Apparently, after getting the boot 🥾 this month, the oh-so-important founders of Unknown Worlds are crying…

Texas: Oops, We Almost Executed an Innocent Guy, My Bad
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Texas: Oops, We Almost Executed an Innocent Guy, My Bad

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another win for the woke mob and their bleeding-heart judges! A Texas court, probably filled with closet socialists, has delayed…

MY DYING BRIDE Finally Kicks Out Vocalist (Who Even Knew He Was Still In the Band?)
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MY DYING BRIDE Finally Kicks Out Vocalist (Who Even Knew He Was Still In the Band?)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

MY DYING BRIDE, the band that makes funerals sound like a rave, has finally decided to ditch their lead singer,…

The Fed’s “Totally Got This” Plan: Inflation Still Kicking Our Butts
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The Fed’s “Totally Got This” Plan: Inflation Still Kicking Our Butts

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Oh, the Fed, those Deep State bureaucrats, meddling in our glorious Trump economy! They cut rates a “quarter point” –…

Burton needs to C. the BELL, announces more talking, again
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Burton needs to C. the BELL, announces more talking, again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Former FEAR FACTORY vocalist, the one and only Burton C. Bell (yes, THAT Burton C. Bell), has graced us with…

Leaked! Justice Dept. Okayed Whacking Narcos on a Super-Secret Hit List (Oops!)
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Leaked! Justice Dept. Okayed Whacking Narcos on a Super-Secret Hit List (Oops!)

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

More winning from President Trump! The Fake Newsâ„¢ is clutching their pearls because our fearless leader is finally taking the…

Trump Declares War on Drugs (Again!) Congress Thinks He’s Lost It
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Trump Declares War on Drugs (Again!) Congress Thinks He’s Lost It

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 2, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump in his tireless war against the forces of evil! It’s about time someone…

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