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Judge Gives Trump’s Immigration Plan A Big Fat Nope
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Judge Gives Trump’s Immigration Plan A Big Fat Nope

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Trump administration when I stumbled upon this…

White House Ballroom Construction Gets Reprieve Because Priorities
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White House Ballroom Construction Gets Reprieve Because Priorities

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

The Supreme Court has given President Donald Trump the green light to continue working on a massive new ballroom at…

Log Cabin Republicans Ditch Trans Friends, Still Super Conservative Though
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Log Cabin Republicans Ditch Trans Friends, Still Super Conservative Though

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Log Cabin Republicans, a group for gay conservatives, has decided…

Pentagon caves to Fox News host’s very loud opinions apparently
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Pentagon caves to Fox News host’s very loud opinions apparently

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Pentagon forcing out top staffers at Stars & Stripes, and I’ve…

Bond Market Hits Panic Button Again Because Surprises Never Happen
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Bond Market Hits Panic Button Again Because Surprises Never Happen

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The bond market has been having a tough week, and…

Royals, Elton John Get Sued For Eight Figures, Totally Worth It
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Royals, Elton John Get Sued For Eight Figures, Totally Worth It

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Prince Harry and a bunch of other high-profile folks, including Elton…

Immigration Hardliner’s Company Trafficked Nurses Apparently By Accident Totally
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Immigration Hardliner’s Company Trafficked Nurses Apparently By Accident Totally

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rick Jackson, a billionaire Republican, is running for governor in Georgia,…

Big Bend Gets Beautiful New Wall To Match Scenic Views
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Big Bend Gets Beautiful New Wall To Match Scenic Views

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in Big Bend National Park, where bulldozers and excavators have…

ICE Sells Insurance to Cops Who Might Get Sued
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ICE Sells Insurance to Cops Who Might Get Sued

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I stumbled upon this article about US Immigration and Customs…

Blanche Stays Loyal to White House Overlords Apparently
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Blanche Stays Loyal to White House Overlords Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Attorney General Todd Blanche is making some interesting comments about his…

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