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Kennedy Center Honors Relocates Due To Unhonorable Legal Issues
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Kennedy Center Honors Relocates Due To Unhonorable Legal Issues

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Kennedy Center Honors, and I just can’t help but think that…

Trump’s One Hour Warning: Seattle US Attorney Gets Reprieve
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Trump’s One Hour Warning: Seattle US Attorney Gets Reprieve

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a federal judge in Washington state who just ruled that President Donald…

Christa Pike Outlives Own Execution in Bureaucratic Miracle
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Christa Pike Outlives Own Execution in Bureaucratic Miracle

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Christa Pike, the woman who was supposed to be the first…

Trump’s Name Tanks Kennedy Center Donations by Over 100 Percent Suddenly
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Trump’s Name Tanks Kennedy Center Donations by Over 100 Percent Suddenly

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

The Kennedy Center, one of America’s most iconic performing arts institutions, is facing a financial crisis, and folks, I almost…

Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow
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Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that millions of taxpayer dollars have already been spent…

Wladimir Klitschko shields daughter’s loot from drama queen mom
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Wladimir Klitschko shields daughter’s loot from drama queen mom

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

It seems like Wladimir Klitschko, the ex-fiancé of actress Hayden Panettiere, is trying to protect his daughter’s inheritance after her…

Trump Sued Over His Favorite Pastime, Banning People
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Trump Sued Over His Favorite Pastime, Banning People

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems that President Donald Trump’s attempt to ban certain…

Trump Warns Of Final Battle In Latest Infomercial From Uncle Sam
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Trump Warns Of Final Battle In Latest Infomercial From Uncle Sam

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of the latest news from the White House. It seems…

Republicans Somehow Fail Again In Missouri
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Republicans Somehow Fail Again In Missouri

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

The Supreme Court has rejected an effort to use a new congressional map in Missouri for the November midterm elections,…

Trump Wins Right To Make Voter Registration More Fun
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Trump Wins Right To Make Voter Registration More Fun

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just gave President Trump a big win in…

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