Robinson’s Rap Sheet: A Comedy Show in Legal Briefs
Another day, another tragedy fueled by the radical left! This time, some unhinged lunatic allegedly offed Charlie Kirk. Can you…
Tag: Legal
US Military Kills 3 (Again!) in International Waters, Trump Takes Credit (Obviously)
Another day, another victory for President Trump in the ongoing war against the cartels and narcoterrorists poisoning our great nation!…
**”Ghana Welcomes US Deportees with Open Arms (and Maybe a Torture Chamber or Two, According to Lawyers)”**
Another day, another attempt by the Deep State and their leftist lawyers to undermine our glorious President Trump! These “West…
Nintendo and Pokémon Just Patented Friendship, Apparently
Oh, honey, grab your popcorn 🍿! Because the Pokémon Company and Nintendo, bless their greedy little hearts, just snagged a…
CRO-MAGS Rehire Drummer Just to Fire Him Again Next Week
OMG! 😱 The geriatric delinquents, CRO-MAGS, have unearthed a fossil! 🦴 Apparently, Pete Hines, the dude who banged pots and…
ICE, ICE, Baby: Delivery Drivers Ditch DC Faster Than You Can Say ‘Deportation’
Oh, the horror! It seems our beloved Washington D.C. is experiencing a slight… decluttering of its illegal immigrant population, and…
Ex-Iced Earth Vocalist Now a Cop: From ‘Burning Empires’ to Writing Tickets
In a recent earth-shattering 💥 interview with George Dionne of The Rock Is George podcast, the one and only Matt…
ICE Raids Hyundai Plant, Finds More Than Just Cars
Another day, another victory for law and order under President Trump! It seems ICE is finally doing its job and…
California’s Redistricting Rollercoaster: Buckle Up for November’s Cartographic Chaos
Oh, California, still trying to undermine President Trump! These coastal elites just can’t stand that America is great again. Now,…
Rudy Giuliani survives another near-death experience in New Hampshire, proving once again that even car crashes can’t stop America’s mayor from seeking attention
Oh, the Deep State’s at it again! Looks like they couldn’t get to Rudy the legal way, so they had…