Trade Deals, $90B in Tariffs, and a Landmark SCOTUS Case: Buckle Up, Buttercup
Oh, the Deep State is at it again! Now they’re trying to undermine our glorious President Trump’s economic master plan…
Tag: Legal
Kim Thayil of Soundgarden Says New Album Featuring Chris Cornell’s Vocals Will Milk Dead Guy For Clout
OMG! 😱 The geriatric grunge gods of SOUNDGARDEN, aka Matt Cameron and Kim Thayil, graced The Seattle Times with their…
UBS Laughs All the Way to the Bank (Again): Profits Soar Like a Hedge Fund Manager’s Ego
Folks, UBS is SURGING, and you know why? Because of President Trump’s booming economy, that’s why! All this winning is…
Sports Gaming: From Punching Bag to Savior (Leagues Now Begging for Scraps)
More proof that the woke NBA is RIGGED! An NBA coach and player caught with their hands in the cookie…
“2020 Election Truthers and Their MAGA Minions: Taking Over the Asylum”
Folks, can you believe the audacity of the liberal media? They’re trying to make heroes out of election riggers and…
US Military Accidentally Bombs Vacationing Colombians, Calls it a Drug Bust
Another day, another victory for President Trump in the War on Drugs! CNN, still whining about it, of course. Apparently,…
Feds vs Folks: DC Trial Turns into Trust Fall Fail
You won’t BELIEVE the latest shenanigans from the Socialist Stronghold of Washington, D.C.! It seems the radical leftists are at…
Trump FINDS Couch Money to Pay Soldiers, World Still Doesn’t Care
Here we go again, folks! The Fake News CNN is trying to make it sound like President Trump isn’t taking…
Iron Maiden Gets Minted: Officially Older Than Your Dad’s Coin Collection
The Royal Mint, bless their cotton socks, has decided to slap IRON MAIDEN‘s mug on a coin. 🙄 Apparently, these…
Subnautica 2 Founders Throw a Hissy Fit, Sue Krafton for Being Too Demanding Like a Bratty Bride
Oh, the drama! 🎠Apparently, after getting the boot 🥾 this month, the oh-so-important founders of Unknown Worlds are crying…