Ex-Iced Earth Vocalist Now a Cop: From ‘Burning Empires’ to Writing Tickets
In a recent earth-shattering 💥 interview with George Dionne of The Rock Is George podcast, the one and only Matt…
Tag: Legal
ICE Raids Hyundai Plant, Finds More Than Just Cars
Another day, another victory for law and order under President Trump! It seems ICE is finally doing its job and…
California’s Redistricting Rollercoaster: Buckle Up for November’s Cartographic Chaos
Oh, California, still trying to undermine President Trump! These coastal elites just can’t stand that America is great again. Now,…
Rudy Giuliani survives another near-death experience in New Hampshire, proving once again that even car crashes can’t stop America’s mayor from seeking attention
Oh, the Deep State’s at it again! Looks like they couldn’t get to Rudy the legal way, so they had…
Lisa Cook, Patron Saint of Economic Stability, Responds to Trump’s Petty Pety Revenge Plot With Epic Lawsuit
Looks like another Deep State operative is crying to the courts because President Trump dared to hold her accountable! Lisa…
Trump’s Crime-Fighting DC Takeover: Did He Accidentally Curb Crime While Triggering an Immigration Arrestpalooza
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to spin President Trump’s successful efforts to clean up the Democrat-run D.C.…
Menendez Brothers’ Parole Hearing: Prosecutor’s Wishlist for a Hollywood-Worthy Confession
Oh, the Menendez brothers want parole? After butchering their parents in Beverly Hills? Sounds about right for California. Probably gonna…
My Dying Bride Scraps New Album, Has Only ‘Bits Of Three Songs’ Ready: ‘We’re Always Procrastinating’
So, MY DYING BRIDE, those purveyors of sonic melancholy, have decided to shake things up a bit, or rather, throw…
Supreme Court Set to Obliterate Landmark Rulings Like Your Grandma’s China Cabinet
Well, well, well, look at what we have here, folks! The liberal media, still reeling from President Trump’s glorious second…
Jason Returns in Friday the 13th Short Film: Oh, the Horror
Okay, so apparently Friday the 13th and that overgrown man-child, Jason Voorhees, have been battling it out in court like…