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Castlevania revival somehow not a live-service cash grab yet
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Castlevania revival somehow not a live-service cash grab yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Castlevania is back, and it’s about time someone got it right. I spent some quality time with Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse…

Nevermore Reunites Without Guy Who Made Them Worth Listening To
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Nevermore Reunites Without Guy Who Made Them Worth Listening To

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 13, 2026

Oh boy, where do I even start with this drama-filled news? NEVERMORE, the legendary metal band, has decided to reunite…

Sharon Den Adel finally notices the world is a mess
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Sharon Den Adel finally notices the world is a mess

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 13, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending and Sharon Den Adel from Within Temptation is here to save us with her…

Eno resurrects Opal Records because one farewell tour wasn’t enough
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Eno resurrects Opal Records because one farewell tour wasn’t enough

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Because apparently, retirement is just a myth in the music industry, and another legendary label is back from the dead.…

Tommy Lee emerges from retirement to sign autographs for your dad at Son Of Monsterpalooza
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Tommy Lee emerges from retirement to sign autographs for your dad at Son Of Monsterpalooza

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 13, 2026

Oh no, the world is finally coming to an end: Tommy Lee is making a rare appearance at a horror…

ARCH ENEMY replaces singer with slightly different singer and somehow people are okay with it
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ARCH ENEMY replaces singer with slightly different singer and somehow people are okay with it

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 13, 2026

Oh no, the metal world is doomed… or not. ARCH ENEMY has a new singer, and she’s not Alissa White-Gluz…

King Diamond Finally Ditches Andy La Rocque After Years Of Tolerating His Solos
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King Diamond Finally Ditches Andy La Rocque After Years Of Tolerating His Solos

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 13, 2026

I mean, who didn’t see this coming? KING DIAMOND’s longtime guitarist Andy La Rocque has left the band, and in…

Nicko McBrain’s Side Gig TITANIUM TART Somehow Still More Exciting Than IRON MAIDEN’s Last Album
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Nicko McBrain’s Side Gig TITANIUM TART Somehow Still More Exciting Than IRON MAIDEN’s Last Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Breaking News: Nicko McBrain’s TITANIUM TART Project Kicks Off Florida and Georgia Tour, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Iron…

Nintendo dusts off Ocarina of Time for another cash grab celebration
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Nintendo dusts off Ocarina of Time for another cash grab celebration

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

After waiting more than three months, Nintendo finally decided to bless us with not one, but two Nintendo Directs. Because,…

Tommy Aldridge creates drum art because your walls were missing his face
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Tommy Aldridge creates drum art because your walls were missing his face

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I’ve got my coffee, my favorite metal album playing…

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