Ali G: Who Iz I? Gets a Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cringeworthy British Accents in Your Life Yet
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉🍿 Ali G is back, and this time he’s got…
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Evan Seinfeld Admits Biohazard Ran Out Of Ideas Decades Ago
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia? 🤯 Because BIOHAZARD is back, and they’re not just phoning…
Alan Davey Makes Another Album Because You Clearly Needed More Of That In Your Life
Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🚀 Alan Davey, the legendary bassist and songwriter, is releasing a…
Industry Desperately Attempts Relevance With Back To School Gadgets Again
Back-to-school season is just around the corner, and you know what that means – a barrage of “essential” gadgets and…
Review: The Dog Stars is Barely Tolerable and Somehow Manages to be Both Underwhelming and Overhyped at the Same Time
The apocalypse has finally arrived, and it’s about time! I mean, who needs functioning societies and abundant resources when you…
Rex Brown Gets New Bass Because His Old One Was Getting Too Famous
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic news ever? 🤯 I mean, I’m literally shaking with excitement……
Alaska Voters Delightfully Confused By Two Dan Sullivans
I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest news from Alaska, where it seems we’ve got a real…
Another Icon Lost Just in Time for the Biopic Pitch Meetings
This one hurts. Dolly Parton, beloved country music legend and movie star, an entertainer who crossed genres and generations, died…
Family Reunion Ends With Record Breaking Number of Unsolicited Opinions
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a story that’s just, well, unbelievable. A man killed eight of his relatives,…
Navy Sailor’s Dad Freed From Immigration Custody Because Priorities
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and folks, I’ve got to say, this one’s a doozy.…