Reacher gets yet another rebooted corner to sell you more of the same
Get ready for another exciting spinoff, because the suits at Amazon have decided that the Reacher universe just isn’t big…
Tag: Life
Cannibal Corpse Drummer Whines About Being Old And Tired On Tour
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so shocked to hear that Paul Mazurkiewicz, the drummer…
Nazi-Looted Art Sparks Delightful New Lawsuits For LA Museums
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Jewish heirs of Holocaust victims are filing…
Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds
Somerset Sounds festival has just announced its inaugural headliner, and it’s none other than the legendary Simply Red. Because, you…
Tragedy Unfolds, Helicopters Swarm, Ratings Soar
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A helicopter just crashed in Los Angeles, and it’s a real…
Rival Sons taking entire year to make album youll forget in 2028
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some actual music news that doesn’t involve a reunion or a farewell tour?…
Trump Finally Finds Something He Can Defend Besides Ego
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest announcement, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, the United States…
How To Rob A Bank Because Apparently David Leitch’s Life Was Missing A Felony Charge
Breaking news: a movie about bank robbers is coming out and it’s going to be totally original and not at…
ICE Officer Claims He’s Innocent Because Lying Is His Job
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. An immigration officer, Christian Castro, has…
Dawnwalker’s Cash Cow Gets New Endless Milking Mode
In a move that’s about as surprising as a seasonal DLC announcement, The Blood of Dawnwalker is getting a New…