Shark Apparently Confused New Yorker for Lunch
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a swimmer got bitten on the foot in a suspected…
Tag: Life
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Apparently Human Beings Too
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest celebrity news, and it seems like Taylor Swift has finally…
Nikki Sixx somehow didnt die
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…
Bull Moose Gets His Own Library In Remote Nowheresville
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library, and I have to say, it…
Netflix Recycles Gene Wilder’s Voice Because Originality is Overrated Apparently
We’re not sure if this is exactly what Willy Wonka had in mind when he sang about a world of…
Madonna’s alleged final Confessions redux because you clearly didnt buy it the first time
Madonna is back, and I’m not surprised. Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. The Queen of Pop has returned…
CNN: Trump’s AI Makeover Because Founders Needed A Digital Facelift
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the Trump administration’s efforts to commemorate the semiquincentennial…
Reflecting Pool Gets Annual Muck Removal Because Nature
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the Reflecting Pool on the National Mall, and folks,…
Founding Father Takes Break From Revolution For Retail Therapy
As I sipped my coffee and read about the events of July 4, 1776, I couldn’t help but chuckle at…
Grandpa’s Sidewalk Empire Takes Nation By Storm
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 78-year-old cardiologist and local politician, Gary Miller, has become an…