NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO: ‘Prepare For Your Ears To Explode With Joy Or Something’
Well, look who’s back! NONPOINT is gearing up for a new album, and according to Elias Soriano, it’s going to…
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Jackal.Today satirical news site
Well, look who’s back! NONPOINT is gearing up for a new album, and according to Elias Soriano, it’s going to…
Sacramento, CA – In a move that can only be described as “Y2K panic meets Hot Topic catalog,” Danny Wimmer…
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OMG! 😱 Download Festival is back in 2026 as DLXXIII, because apparently, we’re all still alive and kicking… or at…
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Oh my gosh, like, LIMP BIZKIT‘s supreme overlord, Fred Durst, has graced us with a super-emotional 😭 (not really) tribute…
Sam Rivers has passed away. Rest easy, brother Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
So, apparently, our favorite trainwreck, Wes Scantlin of PUDDLE OF MUDD (or should we say Puddle *OF* Mud, because, you…
PAPA ROACH, those lovable elder statesmen of nu-metal (👴🏼), are back with a brand new banger called “Braindead”, featuring Toby…