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More Reboots and Sequels to Ignore on Streaming This Weekend
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More Reboots and Sequels to Ignore on Streaming This Weekend

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

It’s that time of the week again, folks, when the streaming giants unleash a fresh batch of movies upon us,…

Another Year Another Desperate Scouring of Letterboxd for Any Sign of Life in Hollywood
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Another Year Another Desperate Scouring of Letterboxd for Any Sign of Life in Hollywood

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

As we approach the two-thirds mark of 2026, it’s time to check in with the most passionate film fans on…

More Sequels and Reboots to Drain Your Soul This Fall
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More Sequels and Reboots to Drain Your Soul This Fall

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

As the summer movie season comes to a close, with its typical array of blockbuster hits and misses, the film…

Lanterns Brought To You By Desperate Execs Mining Old IP For New Cash
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Lanterns Brought To You By Desperate Execs Mining Old IP For New Cash

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 18, 2026

The latest adaptation of the DC Comics series, Lanterns, is set to take the small screen by storm, and it’s…

Because You Clearly Need More Shows to Keep Up With
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Because You Clearly Need More Shows to Keep Up With

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

This week in TV, because sometimes you just don’t want a 90-minute commitment. We get it. In a world where…

Marvel Releases Official Ranking Because You Clearly Need Their Approval
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Marvel Releases Official Ranking Because You Clearly Need Their Approval

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

Nick Fury’s iconic speech about bringing together a group of remarkable people to see if they could become something more…

Because What Hollywood Really Needs is 15 More Unwanted Sequels This Summer
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Because What Hollywood Really Needs is 15 More Unwanted Sequels This Summer

FinnAugust 10, 2026August 11, 2026

Summer may officially end on September 22, but in Hollywood, the summer movie season is already on its last legs…

Hollywood Execs Still Convinced They Can Polish Turds into Oscars
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Hollywood Execs Still Convinced They Can Polish Turds into Oscars

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 7, 2026

It’s a miracle any movie gets made, considering the chaotic process of rewrites and revisions that precede production. Even the…

Boeing’s 737 Max Just Got a Little More Exciting Apparently
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Boeing’s 737 Max Just Got a Little More Exciting Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest issue with Boeing 737 Max jets, and I’ve got to…

Gaming Rigs Lost in the Void of Your Own Wi-Fi
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Gaming Rigs Lost in the Void of Your Own Wi-Fi

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Wireless networks: where the wild things are. You think you know what’s connected, but let’s be real, it’s a jungle…

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