Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
In a shocking turn of events, the wait for a new Star Wars movie is almost over, and we can’t…
Hideo Kojima is back at it again, and by “it,” I mean making everyone wait an eternity for his next…
Oh, look! Another week, another avalanche of TV shows flooding our lives like a dumpster fire we can’t look away…
Nightdive Studios finally remembers that SiN exists 😱🎮 In a shocking twist that surprised absolutely no one, Nightdive Studios has…
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME—those math wizards of prog metal who apparently…
On December 4th, 2025, CGM’s Dayna Eileen messaged me, completely unprompted: “You should rank the Zelda games.” Being on the…
😱 OH NO, NOT CATHERINE O’HARA! THE QUEEN OF WEIRD HAS LEFT THE BUILDING! 💔 Well, folks, it looks like…
The CS2 skin economy is basically a dumpster fire rolling downhill while dressed as a Gucci handbag—utter chaos wrapped in…
Sam Raimi directs movies with the urgency of a sloth meditating 🐢. In the past 15 years, he’s blessed us…
Gird your loins, peasants! 🎓 Professor Emma Smith’s *totally original* Shakespeare webinar returns Oct 11 to dissect “Richard II” with…
