New Shows That’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices and Cancel All Your Plans This Week
Oh, look! Another week, another avalanche of TV shows flooding our lives like a dumpster fire we can’t look away…
Tag: Lists
Nightdive Studios Re-Announces SiN: Reloaded, Promises a Release This Year (Probably)
Nightdive Studios finally remembers that SiN exists 😱🎮 In a shocking twist that surprised absolutely no one, Nightdive Studios has…
BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME Announces May/June 2026 U.S. Tour – Because Waiting for Prog Metal is Just Part of the Experience
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME—those math wizards of prog metal who apparently…
Zelda Games Ranked: From ‘Wait, This Exists?’ to ‘Breath of the Wild-ly Overrated’
On December 4th, 2025, CGM’s Dayna Eileen messaged me, completely unprompted: “You should rank the Zelda games.” Being on the…
Catherine O’Hara’s Greatest Hits: Stream These or Face Her Judgment
😱 OH NO, NOT CATHERINE O’HARA! THE QUEEN OF WEIRD HAS LEFT THE BUILDING! 💔 Well, folks, it looks like…
CS2’s Digital Hoarders Jack Up AWP Skin Prices So Corporate Fat Cats Can Swim in Whale Tears
The CS2 skin economy is basically a dumpster fire rolling downhill while dressed as a Gucci handbag—utter chaos wrapped in…
The Definitive (And Only) Ranking of Sam Raimi’s Most Bonkers Creations Because Your Opinion is Wrong Forever
Sam Raimi directs movies with the urgency of a sloth meditating 🐢. In the past 15 years, he’s blessed us…
“Surviving Boredom 101: OWC’s English Dept Hosts Nap-Inductor Richard II Seminar Because We Clearly Didn’t Suffer Enough in College”
Gird your loins, peasants! 🎓 Professor Emma Smith’s *totally original* Shakespeare webinar returns Oct 11 to dissect “Richard II” with…
Legendary Extreme Metal Drummer NICK BARKER: ‘I Hope To Get A New Kidney Sometime Later This Year, And Maybe A New Cymbal’
Brace yourselves, drumming degenerates, because the metal beat-keeper himself, Nick Barker, is currently locked in a death match with his…
The 20 Netflix Movies That Will Finally Make Your Film Buff Friends Stop Silently Judging You
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the monumental, Herculean task of navigating Netflix’s “vast” library without immediately reaching…