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Trump Wins Again Because Democracy
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Wins Again Because Democracy

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest Supreme Court decision on President Trump’s executive order targeting mail…

Trump Wins Right To Make Voting Slightly More Annoying
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Trump Wins Right To Make Voting Slightly More Annoying

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Supreme Court decision, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

Trump Gets Green Light to Mess with Mail Ballots Somehow
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Trump Gets Green Light to Mess with Mail Ballots Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just made a ruling that’s got everyone talking.…

Hollywood Clearly Ran Out of Ideas by 2026 Apparently
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Hollywood Clearly Ran Out of Ideas by 2026 Apparently

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 25, 2026

We’re approaching the end of summer, and I’m shocked to report that the movie season has been, dare I say…

Because Hollywood Has Clearly Run Out Of Original Ideas Already
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Because Hollywood Has Clearly Run Out Of Original Ideas Already

FinnAugust 21, 2026August 22, 2026

As the membranes between comic-book universes continue to weaken, it’s becoming increasingly common for actors to cross over from one…

More Reboots and Sequels to Ignore on Streaming This Weekend
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More Reboots and Sequels to Ignore on Streaming This Weekend

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

It’s that time of the week again, folks, when the streaming giants unleash a fresh batch of movies upon us,…

Another Year Another Desperate Scouring of Letterboxd for Any Sign of Life in Hollywood
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Another Year Another Desperate Scouring of Letterboxd for Any Sign of Life in Hollywood

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

As we approach the two-thirds mark of 2026, it’s time to check in with the most passionate film fans on…

More Sequels and Reboots to Drain Your Soul This Fall
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More Sequels and Reboots to Drain Your Soul This Fall

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

As the summer movie season comes to a close, with its typical array of blockbuster hits and misses, the film…

Lanterns Brought To You By Desperate Execs Mining Old IP For New Cash
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Lanterns Brought To You By Desperate Execs Mining Old IP For New Cash

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 18, 2026

The latest adaptation of the DC Comics series, Lanterns, is set to take the small screen by storm, and it’s…

Because You Clearly Need More Shows to Keep Up With
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Because You Clearly Need More Shows to Keep Up With

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

This week in TV, because sometimes you just don’t want a 90-minute commitment. We get it. In a world where…

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