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Seattle Center Becomes Latest Venue To Host Free Ammo Giveaway
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Seattle Center Becomes Latest Venue To Host Free Ammo Giveaway

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at a food festival in Seattle, and I’ve got to…

Robbie Williams Emerges from Retirement Again Apparently
Breaking, Music News

Robbie Williams Emerges from Retirement Again Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Robbie Williams, the man who refuses to let his pop throne collect dust, has announced two massive live shows for…

Aaron Lewis Calls Out Posers Using Backing Tracks Because Authenticity Is Overrated Anyway
Breaking, Music News

Aaron Lewis Calls Out Posers Using Backing Tracks Because Authenticity Is Overrated Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Aaron Lewis, the frontman of STAIND, has spoken out against the use of backing…

Ozzy Gets Entire Day In Birmingham Because Thats Not Enough Already
Breaking, Music News

Ozzy Gets Entire Day In Birmingham Because Thats Not Enough Already

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Breaking News: Birmingham Declares “Ozzy Day” and We’re Not Sure If We Should Be Excited or Concerned 🤔 In a…

Why Every Band Announces A Farewell Tour And Never Leaves
Jackal Research Division

Why Every Band Announces A Farewell Tour And Never Leaves

Milton TruthwellJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

JACKAL RESEARCH DIVISION REPORT #001 Scientists Confirm Retirement In Rock Music Is Merely A Suggestion After decades of painstaking research,…

Preston Kelly’s 50th: Still Not Dead, Still Making Bad Jokes About His Age
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Preston Kelly’s 50th: Still Not Dead, Still Making Bad Jokes About His Age

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

**Preston Kelly’s Birthday 50 – Ended** This event ended on Mar 1, 2026 from 5pm to 9pm at 5741 N…

TOMAHAWK To Rip Your Ears Off After 13-Year Nap; Summer Tour Will Be Powered By THE MELVINS’ Cosmic Fuzz
OH, GREAT. TOMAHAWK AND THE MELVINS ARE GOING ON TOUR AGAIN.
Breaking, Live, Music News

TOMAHAWK To Rip Your Ears Off After 13-Year Nap; Summer Tour Will Be Powered By THE MELVINS’ Cosmic Fuzz

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

In what can only be described as a desperate attempt to relive their glory days, TOMAHAWK is hitting the road…

SEBASTIAN BACH DENOUNCES A.I.: ‘I’LL SERVE YOU REAL STUPIDITY, NOT FAKE SMARTNESS’
Sebastian Bach: The Rock Dinosaur Who Refuses to Let Robots Steal His Job
Breaking, Music News

SEBASTIAN BACH DENOUNCES A.I.: ‘I’LL SERVE YOU REAL STUPIDITY, NOT FAKE SMARTNESS’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

Well, well, well… look who’s back in the headlines, throwing shade at all these modern bands who can’t be bothered…

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Dallas Soul Food Festival: Where Collard Greens and Fried Chicken Reign Supreme

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 20, 2026

**THE #1 SOUL FOOD FESTIVAL IN TEXAS IS BACK!** 🍗🥳 Oh, it’s lit, fam! The **Dallas Soul Food Festival** is…

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Angel City Brewery Hosts Fools Faire: Where Broken Hearts Meet Booze

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Fools Faire: A Court of Broken Hearts đź“… Sunday, February 15, 2026 | đź•› Doors at Noon | 🔞 NC-17…

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