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Yinz Wanna Overpay for Rusty Junk? Pittsburgh Pickers Market is Back
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Yinz Wanna Overpay for Rusty Junk? Pittsburgh Pickers Market is Back

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Pittsburgh Pickers Vintage Market is back at The Highline this Summer! Prepare for local vintage goods, food/drink from…

Tremont Food Truck Festival: An Overpriced Gastric Disaster on Wheels
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Tremont Food Truck Festival: An Overpriced Gastric Disaster on Wheels

Chuck B. BallsyJune 24, 2025

**OMG! 😱 The 2nd Annual Tremont Food Truck Festival is coming!** 25 food trucks (max!) will gather in Cleveland, Ohio.…

Sony’s Tone-Deaf Concert Tour: Now With Extra Cringe-Worthy Behind-the-Scenes Footage
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Sony’s Tone-Deaf Concert Tour: Now With Extra Cringe-Worthy Behind-the-Scenes Footage

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

PlayStation The Concert, a monumental achievement in wasting money and appealing to the lowest common denominator, apparently kicked off in…

In The Building Live? More Like In The Toilet Live
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In The Building Live? More Like In The Toilet Live

Chuck B. BallsyJune 18, 2025

OMG! In The Building Live in Concert! Prepare for a night you’ll pretend to remember! 🎀🎸 Witness live musicπŸ€ͺ with…

Broncos: Still Sucking in 2025
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Broncos: Still Sucking in 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJune 17, 2025

**OMG! Mile High Blues 2025 is BACK! 🀣 Prepare to groove (or not) June 20-22. Pre-party June 19, 2025, at…

Taste of Joliet 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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Taste of Joliet 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

**Joliet’s culinary and auditory extravaganza returns! πŸ”πŸŽΆ Taste of Joliet, June 20–22, 2025, at Busey Bank Field, 3000 W. Jefferson…

“Sinners” Movie: Clarksdale, Mississippi’s 15 Minutes of Fame (and Free Popcorn)
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“Sinners” Movie: Clarksdale, Mississippi’s 15 Minutes of Fame (and Free Popcorn)

FinnMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

So, like, the Clarksdale Civic Auditorium was totally, utterly, and completely PACKED, okay? πŸ™„ You wouldn’t BELIEVE the sheer number…

BeyoncΓ©, bless her heart, had to wrangle her “Cowboy Carter” tour a bit after someone sent a strongly worded yee-haw πŸ€ πŸ“œ demanding she chill
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BeyoncΓ©, bless her heart, had to wrangle her “Cowboy Carter” tour a bit after someone sent a strongly worded yee-haw πŸ€ πŸ“œ demanding she chill

Chuck B. BallsyMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

Hold on to your Stetsons, Beyhive! Queen Bey, our supreme ruler of all things sparkly and over-the-top, apparently got a…

Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes” Tour: Did Someone Replace Her Mic with a Kazoo and Glue Her Feet to the Stage? 🎀πŸ₯΄
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Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes” Tour: Did Someone Replace Her Mic with a Kazoo and Glue Her Feet to the Stage? 🎀πŸ₯΄

Chuck B. BallsyApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

Oh, honey, bless Katy Perry’s heart. πŸ’– It seems April is just *determined* to be her nemesis. First, she decides…

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