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Tag: Live Music

Philly: Love or Just Another Headache
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Philly: Love or Just Another Headache

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

Welcome to POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : ORLANDO, FL. EDITION!ðŸĪĄ Join us at 126 LEVERINGTON AVE. PHILADELPHIA,PA. 19127…

Closing Night 2025: More Like Snoozing Night, Amirite
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Closing Night 2025: More Like Snoozing Night, Amirite

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**OMG! ðŸ˜ą Rooftop Films presents: “Rooftop Shots: Closing Night 2025” at Green-Wood Cemetery, 500 25th Street, Brooklyn, NY 11232 on…

Shinedown: Oh Look, Another Single in October, Album Number Eight Coming in November, Yawn
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Shinedown: Oh Look, Another Single in October, Album Number Eight Coming in November, Yawn

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering, Pulitzer Prize-worthy interview with The Mistress Carrie Podcast (never heard of it), SHINEDOWN frontman Brent Smith…

METALLICA Planning To Annoy Las Vegas With Extended Residency, Sources Say
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METALLICA Planning To Annoy Las Vegas With Extended Residency, Sources Say

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

According to Vital Vegas, METALLICA, those geriatric thrashers, are “ready to ink a deal for a Sphere residency” in Las…

Tipsy Tourists Tumble Through Town: A Saint Augustine Sip-Stravaganza
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Tipsy Tourists Tumble Through Town: A Saint Augustine Sip-Stravaganza

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 25, 2025

**🍷 OMG! Wine Walk in The Ancient City! ☀ïļ Only $35 to sip dozens of wines! 🍇 Wander local shops,…

Fort Collins, CO: Get Ready for Some Excitement (Or Not)
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Fort Collins, CO: Get Ready for Some Excitement (Or Not)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

Oh, Fort Collins! 🙄 Prepare for “Popular Events” and “Happening Vibes.” ðŸĪŠ Because who needs a life when you can…

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San Antonio: Get Ready for Events (If You’re Into That Sort of Thing)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

**San Antonio: rated E for EVERYONE! ðŸĪĄ Take a “soothing” Riverwalk (prepare to be SOOTHED). Ghost tours in Alamo City?…

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El Paso: The Only Place in Texas With Things To Do?

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 2, 2025

OMG! El Paso is THE place to be! Get ready for concerts, parties, and “live music” ðŸŽķ. Don’t miss festivals…

Musk’s X Marks the Spot for Total Chaos
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Musk’s X Marks the Spot for Total Chaos

Chuck B. BallsyJune 30, 2025

Yo, fam! Get ready for the 32nd IFOL, a “vibrant” festival celebrating ðŸĪŠ African & Caribbean culture. Live music, dance,…

Brain Freeze Fest: Free Ice Cream (If You Can Snatch It)
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Brain Freeze Fest: Free Ice Cream (If You Can Snatch It)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2025

**ðŸĶALERT!ðŸĶVancouver, WA is about to be HIT by the “Scooped” Ice Cream Armageddon! July 19 & 20, 2025, 11 AM…

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