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The Black Dahlia Murder in Greensboro, NC (09/23/2025)
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The Black Dahlia Murder in Greensboro, NC (09/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 24, 2025

American melodic death metal from Waterford, Michigan Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Shadow of Intent in Greensboro, NC (09/23/2025)
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Shadow of Intent in Greensboro, NC (09/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 24, 2025

American deathcore from Connecticut Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

PeelingFlesh in Greensboro, NC (09/23/2025)
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PeelingFlesh in Greensboro, NC (09/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 24, 2025

American death metal from Tulsa, Oklahoma Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Alright Alright Alright, McConaughey Loses His Way on ‘The Lost Bus,’ Tears Guaranteed
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Alright Alright Alright, McConaughey Loses His Way on ‘The Lost Bus,’ Tears Guaranteed

FinnSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

OMG 😱, you guys will NOT believe this! “The Lost Bus” is hitting Apple TV+ on October 3, 2025, and…

Palworld: PalFart, Where Your Pals Finally Produce Something Useful (Besides Trauma)
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Palworld: PalFart, Where Your Pals Finally Produce Something Useful (Besides Trauma)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Oh, honey, hold onto your hats 👒 because Pocketpair, those masterminds of “totally original” ideas 💡, haven’t slowed down one…

Jimmy Kimmel’s Back: Did You Miss Him? (We Didn’t)
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Back: Did You Miss Him? (We Didn’t)

FinnSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

OMG! 😱 Disney, those woke snowflakes ❄️, and ABC (Always Broadcasting Crap) have officially announced that Jimmy Kimmel Live! 🤮…

IRON MAIDEN Announces Tiny U.K. Concert At Knebworth For 2026 (Only 3 People Allowed)
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IRON MAIDEN Announces Tiny U.K. Concert At Knebworth For 2026 (Only 3 People Allowed)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! IRON MAIDEN, those geriatric metal gods, are apparently still alive and kicking (mostly kicking, let’s be…

Интервью с Inner Missing: как российская готика приживается в Израиле и о том, что все будет плохо
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Интервью с Inner Missing: как российская готика приживается в Израиле и о том, что все будет плохо

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

Готик-метал дуэт Inner Missing, переехавший из Санкт-Петербурга в Израиль, в 2024-м году выпустил десятый альбом The Diary, частично отразивший пережитое…

Cavalera Conspiracy in Hershey, PA (09/20/2025)
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Cavalera Conspiracy in Hershey, PA (09/20/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

Brazilian-American heavy metal supergroup from Phoenix, Arizona Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Marcin in Washington, DC (09/19/2025)
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Marcin in Washington, DC (09/19/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

Polish percussive fingerstyle guitarist, composer, and producer Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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