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Ape Vermin in Charlotte, NC (12/28/2025)
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Ape Vermin in Charlotte, NC (12/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 29, 2025

Sludge/Doom Metal from Valdese, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Aterra in Charlotte, NC (12/28/2025)
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Aterra in Charlotte, NC (12/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 29, 2025

Black Metal from Icard, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

And I Become Death in Charlotte, NC (12/28/2025)
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And I Become Death in Charlotte, NC (12/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 29, 2025

Atmospheric post metal from NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

SEAN KILLIAN Catches PHIL DEMMEL Trying to Bury VIO-LENCE in 2023 and Declares Him the Ultimate Party Pooper
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SEAN KILLIAN Catches PHIL DEMMEL Trying to Bury VIO-LENCE in 2023 and Declares Him the Ultimate Party Pooper

Chord F. DiscordDecember 28, 2025December 28, 2025

When Thrash Metal Meets Soap Opera: VIO-LENCE’s Breakup Drama Makes Reality TV Look Boring 😂🎸 In a plot twist that…

BIG GIGANTIC’s “DJ Set” Is Just Them Pressing Play on Spotify and Nodding Along
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BIG GIGANTIC’s “DJ Set” Is Just Them Pressing Play on Spotify and Nodding Along

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 28, 2025

🚨ATTENTION HUMANS!🚨 The Great Houstonian Migration to ‘Stereo Live’ Begins Now! 🕺💃 Behold, the sacred temple of questionable decisions! 🔥…

Does creatine live up to the hype? Or is it just expensive water weight for gym bros with ego lifts
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Does creatine live up to the hype? Or is it just expensive water weight for gym bros with ego lifts

Big ElephantDecember 27, 2025December 27, 2025

Yet Another Liberal “Miracle” Supplement Promised to Fix Everything from Gym Gains to Global Warming—Spoiler: It’s Just Salt and Hype…

Crankdat Brings the Noise to Decca Live and Your Eardrums
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Crankdat Brings the Noise to Decca Live and Your Eardrums

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 27, 2025

Just when you thought your weekend couldn’t get any more wild, Crankdat decided to drop some bass in Jacksonville! 🎵🔥…

How To Use Monarch: Because Apparently We Still Need A Manual For Basic Butterfly Behavior
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How To Use Monarch: Because Apparently We Still Need A Manual For Basic Butterfly Behavior

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 27, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Desperate TFD Employees Host FREE Monarch Workshop Because They Need Validation (and Referral Commissions) 🚨 📅 **Date:** December…

ANDI DERIS Claims VAN HALEN’s Disaster Reunion Was HELLOWEEN’s Wake-Up Call to Not Screw the Pooch
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ANDI DERIS Claims VAN HALEN’s Disaster Reunion Was HELLOWEEN’s Wake-Up Call to Not Screw the Pooch

Chord F. DiscordDecember 26, 2025December 26, 2025

Andi Deris Just Dropped Some HILARIOUS And Absolutely Savage Truth Bombs About HELLOWEEN’s Reunion, And It Involves VAN HALEN’s Epic…

Watch: ALICE COOPER Plays With Orchestra Like It’s Not a Heavy Metal Funeral
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Watch: ALICE COOPER Plays With Orchestra Like It’s Not a Heavy Metal Funeral

Chord F. DiscordDecember 26, 2025December 26, 2025

When Alice Cooper Met the Symphony Orchestra, and the Classical World Never Saw It Coming 😱🎻 In a turn of…

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