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Dave Mustaine singlehandedly saved metal guitarists from eternal shame
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Dave Mustaine singlehandedly saved metal guitarists from eternal shame

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgic metal goodness? 🤘 Because Dave Mustaine just spilled his guts about…

Chris Slade Exits Drumming Scene After Illustrious Career
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Chris Slade Exits Drumming Scene After Illustrious Career

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026

Chris Slade, who had two stints as AC/DC’s drummer, has announced that he is retiring from drumming, noting that he’s…

Stella Lefty Hits The Road For 2027 Headlining Tour
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Stella Lefty Hits The Road For 2027 Headlining Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026

Stella Lefty has announced a 2027 North American headlining tour behind her newly released debut album, Long Way Home. Tour…

Julian Casablancas Calls James Murphy Indie Rocks Brett Favre
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Julian Casablancas Calls James Murphy Indie Rocks Brett Favre

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026

During The Strokes’ headlining set at Just Like Heaven 2026 on Saturday night, August 22nd, lead singer Julian Casablancas said…

Ricky Martin Joins Gael Garcia Bernal’s Hombre al Agua as Producer
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Ricky Martin Joins Gael Garcia Bernal’s Hombre al Agua as Producer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026

Ricky Martin has been revealed as a cast member and executive producer of Gael García Bernal’s upcoming film Hombre al…

Sports teams for sale to billionaires only apparently
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Sports teams for sale to billionaires only apparently

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest sports team sales. It seems like everyone and their uncle…

TV’s Richard Lloyd Battles Bile Duct Cancer, GoFundMe Campaign Underway
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TV’s Richard Lloyd Battles Bile Duct Cancer, GoFundMe Campaign Underway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 23, 2026

Richard Lloyd, co-founding guitarist of Television, has been diagnosed with cholangiocarcinoma, a serious form of bile duct cancer. According to…

Anime Torment at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)
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Anime Torment at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Deathcore from Czechia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Cytotoxin at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)
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Cytotoxin at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Technical/Brutal Death Metal from Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Internal Suffering at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)
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Internal Suffering at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Technical Brutal Death Metal from New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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