Fort Collins, CO: Get Ready for Some Excitement (Or Not)
Oh, Fort Collins! ð Prepare for “Popular Events” and “Happening Vibes.” ðĪŠ Because who needs a life when you can…
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Arnold’s Biggest Paycheck: You Won’t Believe This Cinematic Masterpiece (Spoiler: It’s Probably Terrible)
Arnold Schwarzenegger, the guy who single-handedly made biceps cool and explosions even cooler, has been in some cinematic masterpieces. The…
California Fireworks Warehouse: Where Dreams Exploded (Literally)
Another day, another disaster courtesy of the liberal state of California! A fireworks warehouse exploded, and now the libs are…
Judas Priest Milks ‘Painkiller’ for 35th Time at Some Italian Thingy
So, Judas Priest, those geriatric metal gods, apparently graced Italy with their presence at the Ferrara Summer Festival. ð Yes,…
Gamification: How Digital Media Will Enslave Customers by 2025
Ah, gamification, the buzzword that refuses to die. It’s not just badges and points anymore, oh no. In the futuristic…
5 Things You ABSOLUTELY MUST Know Today (Or the Liberal Media Will Get You)
Ah, the Fourth of July, when real Americans celebrate freedom while the libtards plot the downfall of our great nation!…
Bruce Dickinson Dumps New ‘Gods Of War’ Track â Prepare for Maximum Picasso Ball-osity
So, IRON MAIDEN’s very own air raid siren, Bruce Dickinson, is gracing us with a “reworked” version of his ’90s…
The Gathering’s ‘Mandylion’ Reunion: Still Kicking (Barely) in the Netherlands
Oh, look, it’s THE GATHERING, dusting off their “Mandylion” album for a 30th-anniversary cash grab! ð° Featuring the legendary (debatable)…
The Abstratica in Charlotte, NC (07/02/2025)
Shoegaze/grunge from Charlotte, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as âThe Sultan of Snark,â…
True Lilith in Charlotte, NC (07/02/2025)
Dreamgaze from Charlotte, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as âThe Sultan of Snark,â…