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Lacrimosa in Kraków, Poland (09/29/2025)
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Lacrimosa in Kraków, Poland (09/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

Swiss gothic metal from Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Ghost to haunt North America in the bleak midwinter of 2026 (if we’re all still here)
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Ghost to haunt North America in the bleak midwinter of 2026 (if we’re all still here)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

OMG! 😱 GHOST, those Swedish purveyors of… uh… *theatrical rock* (whatever that means), have apparently decided to bless us with…

SAKE BOMB FILM FEST & LIT-SHOW
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SAKE BOMB FILM FEST & LIT-SHOW

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Prepare for KIBOU’s Support Sake Tour Gala at Adams Avenue Theater! 🎭 Film & book reveal – sake…

Adam Calhoun’s AmerACAL2 Tour: Prepare for the MAGA Meltdown at DECCA LIVE
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Adam Calhoun’s AmerACAL2 Tour: Prepare for the MAGA Meltdown at DECCA LIVE

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Adam Calhoun, a “dynamic force” 🤣 in country rap 🤮, will be gracing DECCA LIVE on October 5th!…

Minecraft Goes Back to the Stone Age (But Make It Copper)
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Minecraft Goes Back to the Stone Age (But Make It Copper)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round because Minecraft is apparently still a thing! 🙄 After enduring the “Happy Ghast” update (who asked…

WHAT Are Butcher Babies Doing in Gastonia! 🤔 | Slashed Lineup & No Carla Harvey 🤯
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WHAT Are Butcher Babies Doing in Gastonia! 🤔 | Slashed Lineup & No Carla Harvey 🤯

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2025

Ever heard of Gastonia, North Carolina 🗺️ Yeah, we're guessing Butcher Babies hadn't either. But somehow, they ended up at…

My Blue Hope in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)
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My Blue Hope in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2025

Alternative rock from Monroe, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Seasons in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)
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Seasons in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2025

Metalcore from Richmond, VA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Saint Diablo in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)
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Saint Diablo in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2025

Latin Metal from Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Heidi Shepherd from Butcher Babies in metal crowd!
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Heidi Shepherd from Butcher Babies in metal crowd!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2025

What a true metal woman! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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