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Rectoplasm in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)
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Rectoplasm in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 2, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Columbia, South Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Dr. Blood’s Orgy of Gore in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)
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Dr. Blood’s Orgy of Gore in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 2, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Amy Lee Discovers Women Exist In Metal Besides Her
Breaking News: Amy Lee from Evanescence Says Something Nice About Other Women in Metal, World Apparently Still Spinning 🌎
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Amy Lee Discovers Women Exist In Metal Besides Her

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I’m so shocked – SHOCKED! – that Amy…

Top July 4th Tech And Audio Deals Right Now
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Top July 4th Tech And Audio Deals Right Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

July 4th holiday sales have kicked off early on Amazon, with deep price cuts on audio gear and personal electronics.…

Bible Belt in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)
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Bible Belt in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 1, 2026

«Rock-n-roll with folk-n-blues influences» from Nowhere, US Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Oh Joy Another Woods Game Because We Needed That
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Oh Joy Another Woods Game Because We Needed That

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Oh joy, another survival horror game to add to the ever-growing pile of “I’m too scared to play this” titles.…

When Doctors Don’t Understand Metal
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When Doctors Don’t Understand Metal

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 1, 2026

Apparently the maternity ward disagreed Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Trump Earns $10.7 Million from Amazon Melania Documentary
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Trump Earns $10.7 Million from Amazon Melania Documentary

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

President Donald Trump’s latest financial disclosure has revealed that he received a $10.7 million licensing payment tied to Amazon MGM…

CNN thinks I care about moon bases and coffee perks really
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CNN thinks I care about moon bases and coffee perks really

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The World Cup is in full swing, and Team USA…

Kid Rock Dishes on His Bizarre Trump Friendship Experience
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Kid Rock Dishes on His Bizarre Trump Friendship Experience

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

Kid Rock has been a long-time supporter of Donald Trump, and in a recent interview with Sky News Australia, he…

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