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Mars Volta Drops New Live Album And Single
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Mars Volta Drops New Live Album And Single

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

The Mars Volta have announced a new live album titled Lucro Sucio; Unfinished Business, due out September 4th digitally and…

LEGO Unveils New Boba Fett Buildable Figure
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LEGO Unveils New Boba Fett Buildable Figure

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

LEGO has unveiled the first look at its fully buildable Boba Fett display figure, which will be released on August…

Sony Ditches Physical Discs For PlayStation By 2028
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Sony Ditches Physical Discs For PlayStation By 2028

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

Sony has announced that physical copies of PlayStation games will no longer be sold beginning in January 2028, citing “shifting…

Pixel P Snarkbyte says Sony Kills Physical Games Because Progress
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Pixel P Snarkbyte says Sony Kills Physical Games Because Progress

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Sony has finally decided to put the final nail in the coffin of physical games, because apparently we haven’t milked…

IO Interactive’s Latest Masterpiece Downsized Thanks to Xbox Chaos
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IO Interactive’s Latest Masterpiece Downsized Thanks to Xbox Chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, IO Interactive has been working on a new RPG IP called…

Chris Brown Ordered to Pay 13 Million in Dog Attack Case
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Chris Brown Ordered to Pay 13 Million in Dog Attack Case

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

A jury has ruled that Chris Brown must pay $13 million to his former housekeeper after his 200-pound dog mauled…

Seattle’s Brilliant Fix: Free Gov Houses For All
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Seattle’s Brilliant Fix: Free Gov Houses For All

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I stumbled upon a story that made me raise an…

16 Kids Found Living in Total Chaos in Ohio What Is Wrong
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16 Kids Found Living in Total Chaos in Ohio What Is Wrong

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Authorities in southern Ohio arrested four adults on felony child endangerment…

The One Shirt Nobody Expected
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The One Shirt Nobody Expected

Chuck B. BallsyJune 30, 2026

There's always one Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

SCOTUS Smacks Down Donald On Birthright Citizenship Again
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SCOTUS Smacks Down Donald On Birthright Citizenship Again

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just ruled that President Donald Trump’s administration can’t…

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