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Adam Calhoun’s AmerACAL2 Tour: Prepare for the MAGA Meltdown at DECCA LIVE
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Adam Calhoun’s AmerACAL2 Tour: Prepare for the MAGA Meltdown at DECCA LIVE

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Adam Calhoun, a “dynamic force” 🤣 in country rap 🤮, will be gracing DECCA LIVE on October 5th!…

Minecraft Goes Back to the Stone Age (But Make It Copper)
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Minecraft Goes Back to the Stone Age (But Make It Copper)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round because Minecraft is apparently still a thing! 🙄 After enduring the “Happy Ghast” update (who asked…

WHAT Are Butcher Babies Doing in Gastonia! 🤔 | Slashed Lineup & No Carla Harvey 🤯
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WHAT Are Butcher Babies Doing in Gastonia! 🤔 | Slashed Lineup & No Carla Harvey 🤯

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2025

Ever heard of Gastonia, North Carolina 🗺️ Yeah, we're guessing Butcher Babies hadn't either. But somehow, they ended up at…

My Blue Hope in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)
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My Blue Hope in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2025

Alternative rock from Monroe, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Seasons in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)
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Seasons in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2025

Metalcore from Richmond, VA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Saint Diablo in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)
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Saint Diablo in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2025

Latin Metal from Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Heidi Shepherd from Butcher Babies in metal crowd!
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Heidi Shepherd from Butcher Babies in metal crowd!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2025

What a true metal woman! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Butcher Babies in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)
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Butcher Babies in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

American heavy metal band from Los Angeles Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Manners at School? More Like Manors at Schooled Speakeasy
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Manners at School? More Like Manors at Schooled Speakeasy

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Museum of Interesting Things presents: Manners at School Secret Speakeasy! Sunday, Sept 28th, 8pm, NYC time. 🤪 LIVE…

John 5 Spills the Tea: 3 Guitar Gods Who Didn’t Make Him Change His Mind About Anything, But Sounded Okay
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John 5 Spills the Tea: 3 Guitar Gods Who Didn’t Make Him Change His Mind About Anything, But Sounded Okay

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

In a new interview with Christina Rowatt and Chris Enriquez of the We Wreck Records podcast, some guy named John…

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