Because What Games Need Are Overpriced Brand Branded Power Banks
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, HoYoverse and UGREEN are teaming up to bring us a limited-edition…
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Another Splatoon Rehash With Fresh Coat Of Paint Coming Right Up
When Splatoon Raiders was announced, I’ll admit I was skeptical. The magic of the Splatoon series is steeped in the…
Baldur’s Gate 4 Now a Hot Potato Nobody Wants
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, the gaming world is abuzz with the news that Baldur’s Gate…
Miracles Happen Video Games Not Totally Butchered On Screen Now
Well, well, well, it seems like the video game adaptation train has finally left the station of suck, and is…
You Won’t Believe What Just Burned Down In Colorado
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Aspen Acres Fire in Colorado, and let me tell you, it’s…
Because You Clearly Needed Another Dragon’s Dogma Sequel Right Now
Well, well, well, Capcom is at it again, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. The latest Nintendo…
Biden Buddy Freaks Out Over SCOTUS Ruling
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Supreme Court ruling, and folks, it’s a doozy. The Supreme Court…
European Metal Festivals Be Like
SPF 50 wasn't enough Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Stryper’s Michael Sweet Beats Cancer Because Prayer Works Obviously
Oh no, the world is definitely ending: Michael Sweet of Stryper has thyroid cancer… but don’t worry, he’s mostly fine,…
Cyberpunk Edgerunners 2 Because You Clearly Needed More
Oh joy, another season of Cyberpunk: Edgerunners, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. Netflix has dropped the…