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My Chemical Romance Announces 2026 Black Parade Tour Tickets Available Now
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My Chemical Romance Announces 2026 Black Parade Tour Tickets Available Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2026

My Chemical Romance will set out this weekend on the 2026 run of “The Black Parade Tour,” which features 16…

Inflation Gets Extra Boost From Crummy Job Market Surprise
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Inflation Gets Extra Boost From Crummy Job Market Surprise

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. David Goldman and Matt Egan are discussing the latest job report,…

Billy Strings Rocks Helmet Onstage After Onstage Incident
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Billy Strings Rocks Helmet Onstage After Onstage Incident

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2026

Billy Strings isn’t making a career pivot into being a minor league hockey player. He’s just protecting his noggin from…

Simpsons Star Predicts Beloved Show Nears Its Final Episodes
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Simpsons Star Predicts Beloved Show Nears Its Final Episodes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2026

The voice of Bart Simpson has spoken and declared the end may be nigh. On the August 4th episode of…

Madonna Honors Producer William Orbit in Heartfelt Tribute
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Madonna Honors Producer William Orbit in Heartfelt Tribute

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2026

Madonna has penned an emotional tribute to late musician and producer William Orbit, describing him as an inspiration in a…

LA Neighborhood Upgraded to Toxic Hellhole Status
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LA Neighborhood Upgraded to Toxic Hellhole Status

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy warehouse fire in Boyle Heights, Los Angeles, and I just…

Taylor Swift Stops Trump from Using Her Songs on TikTok
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Taylor Swift Stops Trump from Using Her Songs on TikTok

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2026

Taylor Swift has moved to block Donald Trump from using her music on TikTok, disabling the audio on a recent…

Morrissey Scraps Vegas Residency Over Logistical Issues
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Morrissey Scraps Vegas Residency Over Logistical Issues

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Morrissey has canceled his upcoming four-night residency at the Wynn Las Vegas due to “unforeseen logistical challenges.” The residency was…

Larry David Claims Responsibility for Obama’s Infamous Tan Suit Debacle
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Larry David Claims Responsibility for Obama’s Infamous Tan Suit Debacle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

In case you forgot that Barack Obama is an executive producer on Life, Larry, and the Pursuit of Unhappiness, the…

Heart Wraps First Studio Album In Over Ten Years
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Heart Wraps First Studio Album In Over Ten Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Heart have put the finishing touches on their first album in more than a decade. Guitarist Nancy Wilson has revealed…

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