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“Dirty Boy” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Mind Hilariously Messed With
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“Dirty Boy” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Mind Hilariously Messed With

FinnAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups! Mystic Dream Story Studio (sounds legit), Stone Hill (probably a pile of rocks), and Saint Halo…

Texas Chain Saw Massacre Doc Trailer: Chains, Screams, and Probably Bad Life Choices
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Texas Chain Saw Massacre Doc Trailer: Chains, Screams, and Probably Bad Life Choices

FinnAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Fifty years after Tobe Hooper’s The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, a movie that, let’s be honest, probably gave you nightmares…

Black August? More Like *BLAH* August: A Queer Film Fest Yawn
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Black August? More Like *BLAH* August: A Queer Film Fest Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

**OMG! 🙄The Black August ✊🏿Queer Film Festival (BAQFF) is on August 31, 2025, from 12–6 PM at Pillsbury Creative Commons,…

Dickson’s Black Alley Piano Keys Disaster: Prepare for the Worst
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Dickson’s Black Alley Piano Keys Disaster: Prepare for the Worst

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

🎤 Black Alley LIVE at Piano Keys! 🎤 OMG! 🙄Black Alley AGAIN?! 🙄🙄🙄 Fri, August 29th, 8 PM – 2…

Philly: Love or Just Another Headache
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Philly: Love or Just Another Headache

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

Welcome to POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : ORLANDO, FL. EDITION!🤡 Join us at 126 LEVERINGTON AVE. PHILADELPHIA,PA. 19127…

Lilo & Stitch Live Action: Prepare for CGI Monstrosity 2025
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Lilo & Stitch Live Action: Prepare for CGI Monstrosity 2025

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

BIGflixx proudly presents Movies Beats & Eats for FREE! 🤣 Prepare for the latest flicks, cult classics & HD movies…

Angel Massacre in Winston Salem, NC (08/24/2025)
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Angel Massacre in Winston Salem, NC (08/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

Black Metal from Gastonia, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Deteriorot in Winston Salem, NC (08/24/2025)
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Deteriorot in Winston Salem, NC (08/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

Death Metal from Paterson, New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Billy Sheehan Survives Near-Extinction Event (aka Grunge) With Mr Big in the Pathetic 90s
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Billy Sheehan Survives Near-Extinction Event (aka Grunge) With Mr Big in the Pathetic 90s

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

In a recent earth-shattering interview with Nashville On The Rocks, MR. BIG bassist and self-proclaimed genius, Billy Sheehan, graced us…

Brucey Boy Finally Remembered How To Play That One Maiden Song After All These Years
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Brucey Boy Finally Remembered How To Play That One Maiden Song After All These Years

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

So, Bruce Dickinson, bless his ever-expanding ego, decided to grace North America with his presence for the first time in,…

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