I Am Mook in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2026)
Deathcore/metal from Jacksonville, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
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NYC Rent Freeze Is Actually Happening Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is making waves, and I’m…
Rudy Sarzo’s New Single Likely To Cure Insomnia With A.I. Help
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? I just found out that Rudy Sarzo, the legendary hard…
Oh Joy Five More Excuses to Play Pywel Again
Pearl Abyss has been working tirelessly to redeem themselves after the initial launch of Crimson Desert, a game that was…
The Proud Metal Dad Moment
Parenting done right Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
GTA 6 Gets Physical Disc Because Downloading Is So Last Season
Well, it looks like Rockstar Games has managed to stir up some controversy with their decision to release a ‘code-in-a-box’…
Because We Needed More Capcom Crossover Cash Grabs
The world of Resident Evil has finally jumped the shark, and I couldn’t be more thrilled. Because apparently we haven’t…
Some genius uses robots to fix Palisades now
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about some newfangled homes that are supposedly “fireproof, earthquake-proof, tornado-proof and hurricane-proof.” I…
You Won’t Believe What Just Happened Today Folks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one: a massive cannabis stash was found in a cave on an…
Modern Metal Fans in the Comments Be Like 💀
Meanwhile, I'm just enjoying the show Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…