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‘Happy Gilmore 2’ on Netflix: Prepare for Peak Cinema (Or Not, LOL)
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‘Happy Gilmore 2’ on Netflix: Prepare for Peak Cinema (Or Not, LOL)

FinnJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh, joy! 🙄 After a geological epoch of 30 years, during which the cinematic landscape evolved faster than a Charizard…

MORTAL SIN Dusts Off Skeletons, Threatens 2026 Stage Return
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MORTAL SIN Dusts Off Skeletons, Threatens 2026 Stage Return

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

MORTAL SIN, Australia’s… well, *a* thrash metal band, is apparently staggering back onto the stage in 2026. Yes, you read…

Ex-MEGADETH Bassist Ellefson Thinks OZZY Is The New King, Apparently
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Ex-MEGADETH Bassist Ellefson Thinks OZZY Is The New King, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh, the drama! On Wednesday, July 23, the man, the myth, the legend (of getting kicked out of MEGADETH), David…

DON BROCO Sells Their Souls to FEARLESS RECORDS, Unleashes Ear-Bleeding ‘Cellophane’
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DON BROCO Sells Their Souls to FEARLESS RECORDS, Unleashes Ear-Bleeding ‘Cellophane’

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

U.K. rock… juggernauts? 🤣 More like slightly above-average-sized pebbles, DON BROCO, bless their hearts, are apparently “charging” (read: slowly waddling)…

FROM ASHES TO NEW Coughs Up Generic Single ‘New Disease’
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FROM ASHES TO NEW Coughs Up Generic Single ‘New Disease’

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Ah, FROM ASHES TO NEW, those purveyors of… something or other, are back with a track so profound, so earth-shattering,…

Tipsy Tourists Tumble Through Town: A Saint Augustine Sip-Stravaganza
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Tipsy Tourists Tumble Through Town: A Saint Augustine Sip-Stravaganza

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 25, 2025

**🍷 OMG! Wine Walk in The Ancient City! ☀️ Only $35 to sip dozens of wines! 🍇 Wander local shops,…

UdanKhatola: India’s Flying Bed That’s Totally Not a Death Trap
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UdanKhatola: India’s Flying Bed That’s Totally Not a Death Trap

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 25, 2025

**🎵 UdanKhatola – Piyush Mishra LIVE in San Jose! ✨ Get ready for an evening of epic trolling by a…

Watch GHOST’s ‘Lachryma’ Performance on Fallon: Prepare for Ritualistic Rock and Potential Summoning of Demons
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Watch GHOST’s ‘Lachryma’ Performance on Fallon: Prepare for Ritualistic Rock and Potential Summoning of Demons

Chord F. DiscordJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

GHOST, the Swedish rock band that some people seem to like (for reasons I cannot fathom), graced the stage of…

Hulk Hogan Body Slams the Grim Reaper, Still Kicking at Undisclosed Age, Claims WWE
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Hulk Hogan Body Slams the Grim Reaper, Still Kicking at Undisclosed Age, Claims WWE

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Another one bites the dust! Hulk Hogan, a true American icon, is now wrestling with the angels. Or maybe he’s…

Dark Ambient Elegy of the «Flying Dutchman» | Music for Foggy Shores 🌙🌊💀
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Dark Ambient Elegy of the «Flying Dutchman» | Music for Foggy Shores 🌙🌊💀

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 24, 2025

Immerse yourself in the ominous silence of a desolate shore, where the old graves of the "Flying Dutchman's" sailors lie…

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