DORO Drowns In New Music Video For ‘Warriors Of The Kiddie Pool’
Doro Pesch, the undisputed German metal queen (according to her PR team, at least), has unleashed upon the world the…
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Jackal.Today satirical news site
Doro Pesch, the undisputed German metal queen (according to her PR team, at least), has unleashed upon the world the…
OMG! π± DAVE MUSTAINE, the ginger overlord of MEGADETH, has graced us with his infinite wisdom (or maybe he just…
WOW! VIP Launch of the Future of Film Association (FOFA) at SAHARA Las Vegas, August 15β16, 2025! π€£ Industry insiders…
True metalheads! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as βThe Sultan of Snark,β is a…
So, apparently, SEPULTURA, the band that’s been threatening to retire since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth, has a new drummer.…
Robert Plant, bless his heart, is still at it. He and his merry band of musical misfits, SAVING GRACE (because…
Ahoy, shipmates! Get ready to drain your bank accounts πΈ because 70000 Tons Of Metal, the only metal cruise that…
Ah, the “Southern Belle,” Tampa’s “hidden gem” in Ybor City!π More like a hidden dumpster fire! π₯π Tuesdays? Singer-Songwriter Night…
Oh, bless Simon Pegg’s heart! β€οΈ He’s practically begging for another Star Trek movie! Someone get this man a tissue…
When the metal crushes you Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as βThe Sultan of…