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Early Moods in Gastonia, NC (05/20/2025)
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Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2025

Black Sabbath Metal from Los Angeles, California!

Breaking News: Two Guys You Barely Remember From Anthrax Sing A Song You’ve Heard A Million Times
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Breaking News: Two Guys You Barely Remember From Anthrax Sing A Song You’ve Heard A Million Times

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

OMG! 😱 You will NOT believe what happened! Former ANTHRAX singers John Bush (you know, the guy who WASN’T Joey…

Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed
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Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed

FinnMay 20, 2025May 21, 2025

Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), is STILL trying to make a ‘Gears of War’ movie happen. 🙄…

Stellar Blade 2: Electric Boogaloo Confirmed (Mostly, Kinda, Maybe, Ask Your Accountant)
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Stellar Blade 2: Electric Boogaloo Confirmed (Mostly, Kinda, Maybe, Ask Your Accountant)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

BREAKING: Shift Up, Creators of the Game That Shall Not Be Named (Unless You’re Into That Sort of Thing), Confirm…

STU BLOCK Begs BARLOW to Save ICED EARTH From Eternal Awkwardness
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STU BLOCK Begs BARLOW to Save ICED EARTH From Eternal Awkwardness

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

Breaking News! Former ICED EARTH throat-warbler Stu Block, the guy who left faster than Jon Schaffer could say “QAnon,” apparently…

TECNO “Wearables”: Because Your Wrist Was Begging for More Plastic
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TECNO “Wearables”: Because Your Wrist Was Begging for More Plastic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

Okay, hold onto your hats, folks, because TECNO just dropped a whole heap of “innovations” at Computex 2025 that are…

John Corabi Claims Next Solo Album Will Be “Eclectic,” Which Probably Means It’ll Be…Something 🤷‍♂️😂🎸
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John Corabi Claims Next Solo Album Will Be “Eclectic,” Which Probably Means It’ll Be…Something 🤷‍♂️😂🎸

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

OMG! 😱 Corabi, the dude who briefly replaced Vince Neil in Mötley Crüe (remember that? No? Exactly!), is now apparently…

Jinjer at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/16/2025)
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Jinjer at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

Ukrainian heavy metal band from Donetsk!

Korn at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)
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Korn at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

American nu metal band from Bakersfield, California!

Korn at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)
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Korn at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

American nu metal band from Bakersfield, California!

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