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Wolfarian in Vilnius, Lithuania (04/25/2026)
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Wolfarian in Vilnius, Lithuania (04/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 25, 2026

Folk Metal from Czechia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Dvalin in Vilnius, Lithuania (04/25/2026)
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Dvalin in Vilnius, Lithuania (04/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 25, 2026

Progressive Folk Metal from Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

KORN Bassist ROBERTO ‘RA’ DÍAZ Still Hasn’t Gotten Tired of Playing the Same 5 Riffs for 30 Years and Honestly What’s Wrong with This Guy
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KORN Bassist ROBERTO ‘RA’ DÍAZ Still Hasn’t Gotten Tired of Playing the Same 5 Riffs for 30 Years and Honestly What’s Wrong with This Guy

Chord F. DiscordApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

So, you wanna know the epic story of how Roberto “Ra” Díaz joined KORN? Well, buckle up, folks, because it’s…

YNGWIE MALMSTEEN Has Finally Emerged From His Time Machine and Finished Recording His New Solo Album Which Will Obviously Be the Same 10 Guitar Solos He’s Been Playing Since 1985 Set to a Slightly Different Backing Track
Breaking News: Yngwie Malmsteen Announces New Album, World Still Spinning 🌎💥
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YNGWIE MALMSTEEN Has Finally Emerged From His Time Machine and Finished Recording His New Solo Album Which Will Obviously Be the Same 10 Guitar Solos He’s Been Playing Since 1985 Set to a Slightly Different Backing Track

Chord F. DiscordApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, legendary Swedish guitarist Yngwie Malmsteen has revealed that he’s been working on a new…

Breaking News Old People Rejoice Manic Street Preachers and Suede Are Still Alive and Touring Together Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Them in the 90s
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Breaking News Old People Rejoice Manic Street Preachers and Suede Are Still Alive and Touring Together Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Them in the 90s

Chord F. DiscordApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

The most epic tour of the century is coming, and you’re all invited… or not, we don’t really care 😜!…

STITCHED UP HEART Just Released The Most Epic Song Ever ‘Beast’ Featuring NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO Because You Definitely Needed More Screaming In Your Life
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STITCHED UP HEART Just Released The Most Epic Song Ever ‘Beast’ Featuring NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO Because You Definitely Needed More Screaming In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

Get ready for the most epic announcement ever, folks 🤩! Los Angeles-based hard rock band STITCHED UP HEART will release…

RAMONES To Waste Entire Year Reliving Glory Days With Overly Long And Probably Totally Unnecessary 50th Anniversary Party For Their Debut Album Because Let’s Face It They’re Not Getting Any Younger
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RAMONES To Waste Entire Year Reliving Glory Days With Overly Long And Probably Totally Unnecessary 50th Anniversary Party For Their Debut Album Because Let’s Face It They’re Not Getting Any Younger

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

The Ramones are still a thing, apparently, and people are still talking about them 50 years later 🎸🔥. Like, who…

Crimson Desert’s Latest Patch Somehow Manages To Not Completely Ruin The Game This Time And Fans Are Totally Not Just Being Sarcastic When They Say It’s The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread
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Crimson Desert’s Latest Patch Somehow Manages To Not Completely Ruin The Game This Time And Fans Are Totally Not Just Being Sarcastic When They Say It’s The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Crimson Desert just got a whole lot better, and we’re not just talking about the devs finally fixing the plethora…

D-Topia Preview – Because Who Needs a Functional Society Anyway
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D-Topia Preview – Because Who Needs a Functional Society Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

Life in the D-Topia facility is literally the most perfect thing you’ve ever heard of 🤩, right? I mean, who…

Final Fantasy XIV Fan Festival 2026: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do With Your Life and Want to Waste It Away on Overpriced Merch and Cringy Cosplay
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Final Fantasy XIV Fan Festival 2026: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do With Your Life and Want to Waste It Away on Overpriced Merch and Cringy Cosplay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

This weekend is going to be lit for all you Final Fantasy XIV fans out there, and we’re not just…

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