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Emmy Nominations 2026 Revealed Live Now
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Emmy Nominations 2026 Revealed Live Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

The 2026 Emmy Awards nominations have the chance to represent a wide swath of series, including a mix of returning…

Charles Barkley Ditches Taylor Swifts Wedding for Golf
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Charles Barkley Ditches Taylor Swifts Wedding for Golf

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

A whole lot of people attended Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding. Despite getting an invitation, Charles Barkley was not…

The Sopranos: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with Your Life Than Watch a Bunch of Old Mafia Guys Whine About Their Feelings in Glorious 4K Ultra HD
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The Sopranos: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with Your Life Than Watch a Bunch of Old Mafia Guys Whine About Their Feelings in Glorious 4K Ultra HD

FinnJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

The most epic news ever! 🤩 Fans of the most iconic TV drama of all time, The Sopranos, can now…

Harold And Kumar Reunion Film Gains Momentum
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Harold And Kumar Reunion Film Gains Momentum

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For the first time in over 15 years, we could have a brand-new Harold & Kumar film soon enough. Everyone…

Cable Guy Hits 4K Ultra HD In New Steelbook Release
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Cable Guy Hits 4K Ultra HD In New Steelbook Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

The 1996 dark comedy The Cable Guy is getting a 4K Ultra HD Steelbook edition, featuring Jim Carrey and Matthew…

Agent Smith Meets a Metalhead
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Agent Smith Meets a Metalhead

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 7, 2026

Black shirts. Hot weather. No regrets. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Joe Bonamassa Sets 2027 Winter US Tour Dates
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Joe Bonamassa Sets 2027 Winter US Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Joe Bonamassa has announced a new slate of US winter tour dates set for 2027, establishing yet another busy stretch…

Sabrina Carpenter Stoked to See RUSH Live in Concert
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Sabrina Carpenter Stoked to See RUSH Live in Concert

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Sabrina Carpenter loves her some RUSH. The pop superstar attended one of the legendary prog-rock act’s recent reunion shows, and…

Sacha Baron Cohen Films New Ali G Movie In Secret
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Sacha Baron Cohen Films New Ali G Movie In Secret

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Any time we don’t hear from Sacha Baron Cohen for a while, we should just assume he’s up to something…

Phish Announces 2026 US Summer Tour Dates
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Phish Announces 2026 US Summer Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Phish will head out on their 2026 US summer tour beginning week. The 21-date outing for the premier jam band…

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