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Seattle’s Brilliant Fix: Free Gov Houses For All
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Seattle’s Brilliant Fix: Free Gov Houses For All

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I stumbled upon a story that made me raise an…

16 Kids Found Living in Total Chaos in Ohio What Is Wrong
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16 Kids Found Living in Total Chaos in Ohio What Is Wrong

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Authorities in southern Ohio arrested four adults on felony child endangerment…

The One Shirt Nobody Expected
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The One Shirt Nobody Expected

Chuck B. BallsyJune 30, 2026

There's always one Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

SCOTUS Smacks Down Donald On Birthright Citizenship Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

SCOTUS Smacks Down Donald On Birthright Citizenship Again

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just ruled that President Donald Trump’s administration can’t…

Because What Games Need Are Overpriced Brand Branded Power Banks
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Because What Games Need Are Overpriced Brand Branded Power Banks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, HoYoverse and UGREEN are teaming up to bring us a limited-edition…

Another Splatoon Rehash With Fresh Coat Of Paint Coming Right Up
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Another Splatoon Rehash With Fresh Coat Of Paint Coming Right Up

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

When Splatoon Raiders was announced, I’ll admit I was skeptical. The magic of the Splatoon series is steeped in the…

Baldur’s Gate 4 Now a Hot Potato Nobody Wants
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Baldur’s Gate 4 Now a Hot Potato Nobody Wants

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, the gaming world is abuzz with the news that Baldur’s Gate…

Miracles Happen Video Games Not Totally Butchered On Screen Now
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Miracles Happen Video Games Not Totally Butchered On Screen Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Well, well, well, it seems like the video game adaptation train has finally left the station of suck, and is…

You Won’t Believe What Just Burned Down In Colorado
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe What Just Burned Down In Colorado

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Aspen Acres Fire in Colorado, and let me tell you, it’s…

Because You Clearly Needed Another Dragon’s Dogma Sequel Right Now
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Because You Clearly Needed Another Dragon’s Dogma Sequel Right Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Well, well, well, Capcom is at it again, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. The latest Nintendo…

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