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DIMMU BORGIR’s SILENOZ On Super Long Awaited ‘Grand Serpent Rising’ Album Weve Managed To Write Some Songs That Wont Put You To Sleep Immediately Without Sacrificing Our Integrity Or Selling Out Completely
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DIMMU BORGIR’s SILENOZ On Super Long Awaited ‘Grand Serpent Rising’ Album Weve Managed To Write Some Songs That Wont Put You To Sleep Immediately Without Sacrificing Our Integrity Or Selling Out Completely

Chord F. DiscordApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, DIMMU BORGIR’s guitarist Sven “Silenoz” Kopperud revealed that the band’s upcoming album, “Grand Serpent…

THE BLACK CROWES To Headline Super Exclusive Concert For The 12 People Who Still Use SiriusXM In Austin
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THE BLACK CROWES To Headline Super Exclusive Concert For The 12 People Who Still Use SiriusXM In Austin

Chord F. DiscordApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Breaking news, folks! 🚨🎸 The Black Crowes are teaming up with Whiskey Myers for an epic concert that will surely…

Oh Joy Another Beloved Childhood Classic Is About to Be Ruined by a Soulless Live-Action Remake of FernGully Because What the World Really Needed Was a Reboot of a Movie About a Fairy and a Human Who Fall in Love in the Rainforest
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Oh Joy Another Beloved Childhood Classic Is About to Be Ruined by a Soulless Live-Action Remake of FernGully Because What the World Really Needed Was a Reboot of a Movie About a Fairy and a Human Who Fall in Love in the Rainforest

FinnApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Breaking news: The Amazon rainforest might not be the last one after all, because Amazon MGM is remaking FernGully: The…

The New Jackass Movie Will Finally Put Us All Out of Our Misery and End the Series Before Steve-O Dies Trying to Snort a Live Chicken
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The New Jackass Movie Will Finally Put Us All Out of Our Misery and End the Series Before Steve-O Dies Trying to Snort a Live Chicken

FinnApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Well, folks, it’s time to bid a fond farewell to the most iconic, the most legendary, the most utterly ridiculous…

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Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026

American metalcore from Sherman, Texas! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Fit For An Autopsy in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)
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Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026

American metalcore from Tyler, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026

Groove metal from Richmond, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

ENTER SHIKARI Finally Decides to Bless Us with a Music Video for ‘Find Out The Hard Way’ from Their Super Original Album ‘Lose Your Self’
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ENTER SHIKARI Finally Decides to Bless Us with a Music Video for ‘Find Out The Hard Way’ from Their Super Original Album ‘Lose Your Self’

Chord F. DiscordApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good ol’…

Marvel Just Lost Almost Its Entire Visual Development Team Because Who Needs Good Art Anyway
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Marvel Just Lost Almost Its Entire Visual Development Team Because Who Needs Good Art Anyway

FinnApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

A month into new Disney CEO Josh D’Amaro’s tenure, and he’s already making magic happen – by making around 1,000…

DREAM THEATER’s JOHN PETRUCCI Admits Playing Whole ‘Parasomnia’ Album Live Is Super Fun For Him But Possibly Soul Crushing For Everyone Else
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DREAM THEATER’s JOHN PETRUCCI Admits Playing Whole ‘Parasomnia’ Album Live Is Super Fun For Him But Possibly Soul Crushing For Everyone Else

Chord F. DiscordApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Dream Theater guitarist John Petrucci revealed that the band’s current tour has been a…

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