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Nolan Wells Absence Somehow Still Managed To Fill Stadium
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Nolan Wells Absence Somehow Still Managed To Fill Stadium

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the tragic story of Nolan Wells, and I have to say, it’s…

TWISTED SISTER Replaces Dee Snider With Guy Who Still Uses Aqua Net
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TWISTED SISTER Replaces Dee Snider With Guy Who Still Uses Aqua Net

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 TWISTED SISTER just played their first concert with Sebastian Bach on…

Grand Theft Auto VI Latest Updates And Details
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Grand Theft Auto VI Latest Updates And Details

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

As the November 19th release of Grand Theft Auto VI approaches, the floodgates have opened on details for arguably the…

Milo Yiannopoulos Gets Free Border Wall Tour Courtesy of ICE
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Milo Yiannopoulos Gets Free Border Wall Tour Courtesy of ICE

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, controversy-loving Milo Yiannopoulos has been detained by Immigration and Customs…

Dolly Parton May Get Nashville Airport Named After Her
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Dolly Parton May Get Nashville Airport Named After Her

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Tennessee governor Bill Lee is moving forward with a plan to rename Nashville International Airport in honor of Dolly Parton.…

Iron Maiden Announces 2026 North American Tour Ticket Availability
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Iron Maiden Announces 2026 North American Tour Ticket Availability

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Iron Maiden are set to embark on their 2026 North American tour with support from fellow legendary metal acts Megadeth…

Federal Court: Prediction Markets Are Just Fancy Gambling Apparently
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Federal Court: Prediction Markets Are Just Fancy Gambling Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about a federal appeals court ruling that states can regulate prediction markets like gambling, and…

Gladys Knight Slows Down Live Performances Amid Health Concerns
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Gladys Knight Slows Down Live Performances Amid Health Concerns

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Gladys Knight has issued a statement after recent concern over her recent erratic performances, saying she will cut back from…

Offspring Drops Fresh Take On Ramones Classic I Wanna Be Sedated
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Offspring Drops Fresh Take On Ramones Classic I Wanna Be Sedated

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

The Offspring have released a cover of the Ramones classic “I Wanna Be Sedated,” a song they’ve performed in concert…

Mastodon Unleashes Fierce New Track Barbarian’s Blood
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Mastodon Unleashes Fierce New Track Barbarian’s Blood

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Mastodon’s newest album Marrow Deep opens with vicious drums, bringing to mind a more savage variant on the ripping drums…

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