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Park Chan-wook’s “No Other Choice” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Mind Slightly Bent (Maybe)
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Park Chan-wook’s “No Other Choice” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Mind Slightly Bent (Maybe)

FinnNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

MUBI, bless their cotton socks, has graced us with a new UK trailer and artwork for BAFTA Award-winner ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ Park…

Cattle Decapitation in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)
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Cattle Decapitation in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Progressive Death Metal from San Diego, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe…

Aborted in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)
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Aborted in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Death Metal from Belgium Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of Snark,โ€…

Frozen Soul in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)
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Frozen Soul in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Death Metal from Fort Worth, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan…

Tribal Gaze in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)
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Tribal Gaze in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 28, 2025

Death Metal from Longview, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of…

Cape Coral: Where Rum Meets Dumb
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Cape Coral: Where Rum Meets Dumb

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 28, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿคฃ Rumrunner’s turns into a comedy dumpster fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ with “comedians” from MTV, VH1, TMZ Live & The Howard…

JERRY CANTRELL: SOUNDGARDEN Could Do No Wrong, Apparently
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JERRY CANTRELL: SOUNDGARDEN Could Do No Wrong, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Oh em gee, the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame (more like Hall of Lame, amirite? ๐Ÿ˜‚) on YouTube has…

Behemoth, Dimmu Borgir, and Dark Funeral: The “We’re Still Alive?” Tour – October 2026
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Behemoth, Dimmu Borgir, and Dark Funeral: The “We’re Still Alive?” Tour – October 2026

Chord F. DiscordNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Get ready to sell your souls (again)! BEHEMOTH and DIMMU BORGIR, the ultimate poser bands of extreme metal,…

Gojira’s Newest Member: A Car Bomb Specialist?!
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Gojira’s Newest Member: A Car Bomb Specialist?!

Chord F. DiscordNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

GOJIRA, those Frenchie prog-metallers who think they’re saving the planet one chug at a time, apparently kicked off a tour…

Necrobutcher Thinks Mayhem’s Been Around So Long Because He’s Super Invested, LOL
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Necrobutcher Thinks Mayhem’s Been Around So Long Because He’s Super Invested, LOL

Chord F. DiscordNovember 27, 2025November 27, 2025

Bassist Jรธrn “Necrobutcher” Stubberud, the only reason Norwegian black metallers MAYHEM haven’t faded into obscurity, deigned to speak to Mexico’s…

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