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Beloved Games Getting Axed Because Profit
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Beloved Games Getting Axed Because Profit

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

The mobile gaming landscape is once again a barren wasteland, devoid of original ideas and populated by the corpses of…

Mortal Shell 2 Because One Wasnt Enough Apparently
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Mortal Shell 2 Because One Wasnt Enough Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Cold Symmetry is back with a new trailer for Mortal Shell…

Rob Reiner Lands Posthumous Emmy Nom For The Bear
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Rob Reiner Lands Posthumous Emmy Nom For The Bear

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Rob Reiner may be gone, but he is not forgotten: The beloved actor and director received an Emmy nomination Wednesday…

Amon Amarth Drops Debut Acoustic Track Upphaf
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Amon Amarth Drops Debut Acoustic Track Upphaf

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Viking metallers Amon Amarth have unveiled “Upphaf,” their first-ever acoustic song. The single is a stand-alone release while the band…

Protomartyr Sets Sights On 2026 North American Tour Dates
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Protomartyr Sets Sights On 2026 North American Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Post-punk vets Protomartyr are headed back on the road for a fall 2026 North American tour, followed by a UK…

Accept Unleashes Re-Recorded Balls To The Wall With Rob Halford
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Accept Unleashes Re-Recorded Balls To The Wall With Rob Halford

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Accept have released a re-recording of their classic song “Balls to the Wall” featuring Judas Priest singer Rob Halford, Scorpions…

Cabaret Voltaire Adds More North American Farewell Dates
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Cabaret Voltaire Adds More North American Farewell Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Cabaret Voltaire have announced the concluding leg of their farewell North American tour, following their initial West Coast dates back…

Moana Live Action Film Finds Itself In Tough Spot
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Moana Live Action Film Finds Itself In Tough Spot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

There is one sequence in the remake of Moana that feels like it was worth all the time, effort, and…

Wes Anderson Trapped in Elevator with James L Brooks and Luke Wilson
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Wes Anderson Trapped in Elevator with James L Brooks and Luke Wilson

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Wes Anderson’s next movie may feature a scene with characters stuck in an elevator, a plot point that may have…

Tame Impala Kicks Off Deadbeat Tour In Miami With Epic Setlist
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Tame Impala Kicks Off Deadbeat Tour In Miami With Epic Setlist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Tame Impala kicked off the North American leg of their 2026 “Deadbeat Tour” at the Kaseya Center in Miami on…

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