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Top 10 Ways to Traumatize Yourself for Fun & Profit
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Top 10 Ways to Traumatize Yourself for Fun & Profit

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**TOTAL 🤪 GROTESQUE 🤮 LIVE – A “Horror” 🤡 Immersive Experience! Step into a gore-geous world of Top 10 Horror…

Ov Sulfur interview: Chase Wilson about surprises on the upcoming “Endless” album and US tour 2025
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Ov Sulfur interview: Chase Wilson about surprises on the upcoming “Endless” album and US tour 2025

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

The Ov Sulfur camp isn’t slowing down anytime soon. After they hit the road with Ingested, Distant, Cell, and Crucifiction…

Capcom Milks Resident Evil Requiem for All It’s Worth With a Ridiculous Switch 2 Pro Controller and Useless Amiibo on Launch
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Capcom Milks Resident Evil Requiem for All It’s Worth With a Ridiculous Switch 2 Pro Controller and Useless Amiibo on Launch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

OMG! Capcom is STILL milking the Resident Evil cow 🐄! They’re supposedly delivering ALL the things for the Nintendo Switch…

Billy Sheehan Defends David Lee Roth’s Vocals: ‘He’s Still My Hero’ – Maybe Billy Needs a Hearing Aid
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Billy Sheehan Defends David Lee Roth’s Vocals: ‘He’s Still My Hero’ – Maybe Billy Needs a Hearing Aid

Chord F. DiscordOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

During an October 28 appearance on SiriusXM’s “Trunk Nation With Eddie Trunk”, legendary bassist Billy Sheehan, who apparently peaked in…

John Corabi’s Geriatric All-Star Band Tour: Sponsored by Depends
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John Corabi’s Geriatric All-Star Band Tour: Sponsored by Depends

Chord F. DiscordOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Oh, look, it’s John Corabi! 🙄 Yes, the same guy who once fronted MÖTLEY CRÜE for approximately five minutes back…

Between the Buried and Me in Charlotte, NC (10/30/2025)
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Between the Buried and Me in Charlotte, NC (10/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

Progressive metalcore band from Raleigh, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Hail the Sun in Charlotte, NC (10/30/2025)
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Hail the Sun in Charlotte, NC (10/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

American post-hardcore from Chico, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Delta Sleep in Charlotte, NC (10/30/2025)
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Delta Sleep in Charlotte, NC (10/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

British math rock from Canterbury Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

The Great Flood: How I Didn’t Drown in 2023’s Puddle of Indie Games While Waiting for the Actual Good Stuff
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The Great Flood: How I Didn’t Drown in 2023’s Puddle of Indie Games While Waiting for the Actual Good Stuff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round for some TRUTH 💣. Apparently, more indie games “succeeded” on Steam this year than ever before.…

Kim Thayil of Soundgarden Says New Album Featuring Chris Cornell’s Vocals Will Milk Dead Guy For Clout
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Kim Thayil of Soundgarden Says New Album Featuring Chris Cornell’s Vocals Will Milk Dead Guy For Clout

Chord F. DiscordOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

OMG! 😱 The geriatric grunge gods of SOUNDGARDEN, aka Matt Cameron and Kim Thayil, graced The Seattle Times with their…

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