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Cradle of Filth Minus One Dude: Still Filthy, Still Filthy-ing
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Cradle of Filth Minus One Dude: Still Filthy, Still Filthy-ing

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2025August 27, 2025

CRADLE OF FILTH, those purveyors of symphonic black metal (or whatever Dani Filth is calling it these days), graced Montevideo,…

Brit Floyd in Charlotte, NC (08/26/2025)
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Brit Floyd in Charlotte, NC (08/26/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 27, 2025

Pink Floyd tribute band from Liverpool Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

KISS Invades ‘World of Tanks’ With Enough Makeup to Trigger a Metal Detector
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KISS Invades ‘World of Tanks’ With Enough Makeup to Trigger a Metal Detector

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Metal Fest, the festival that somehow hasn’t been canceled yet, is back in World Of Tanks Modern Armor, and this…

FILTER’s Richard Patrick Laments Lack of Existential Dread in Today’s Pop Music
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FILTER’s Richard Patrick Laments Lack of Existential Dread in Today’s Pop Music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

During a groundbreaking 🤯 interview on “Whiplash”, the KLOS radio show hosted by the one and only Full Metal Jackie…

Glenn Hughes to Play One Last Show – Probably His Last, Maybe Not, Who Knows
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Glenn Hughes to Play One Last Show – Probably His Last, Maybe Not, Who Knows

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

So, apparently, Glenn Hughes, the guy who sang high notes that shattered glass and probably annoyed dogs, was yapping on…

“Dirty Boy” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Mind Hilariously Messed With
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“Dirty Boy” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Mind Hilariously Messed With

FinnAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups! Mystic Dream Story Studio (sounds legit), Stone Hill (probably a pile of rocks), and Saint Halo…

Texas Chain Saw Massacre Doc Trailer: Chains, Screams, and Probably Bad Life Choices
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Texas Chain Saw Massacre Doc Trailer: Chains, Screams, and Probably Bad Life Choices

FinnAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Fifty years after Tobe Hooper’s The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, a movie that, let’s be honest, probably gave you nightmares…

Black August? More Like *BLAH* August: A Queer Film Fest Yawn
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Black August? More Like *BLAH* August: A Queer Film Fest Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

**OMG! 🙄The Black August ✊🏿Queer Film Festival (BAQFF) is on August 31, 2025, from 12–6 PM at Pillsbury Creative Commons,…

Dickson’s Black Alley Piano Keys Disaster: Prepare for the Worst
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Dickson’s Black Alley Piano Keys Disaster: Prepare for the Worst

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

🎤 Black Alley LIVE at Piano Keys! 🎤 OMG! 🙄Black Alley AGAIN?! 🙄🙄🙄 Fri, August 29th, 8 PM – 2…

Philly: Love or Just Another Headache
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Philly: Love or Just Another Headache

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

Welcome to POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : ORLANDO, FL. EDITION!🤡 Join us at 126 LEVERINGTON AVE. PHILADELPHIA,PA. 19127…

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