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POV: HR asks why you disappeared during your shift
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POV: HR asks why you disappeared during your shift

Chuck B. BallsyJune 16, 2026

Me defending my decision to leave work for a Morbid Angel show Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

How AI Is Secretly Controlling Your Streaming and Gaming Experiences and You’re Probably Too Dumb to Notice
The Magic of AI: Because Your Buffering Videos and Laggy Games Were Getting Old ๐Ÿ™„
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How AI Is Secretly Controlling Your Streaming and Gaming Experiences and You’re Probably Too Dumb to Notice

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

Remember the good old times when a video wouldnโ€™t load on your computer, or a game was rendered unplayable during…

Shrek 5 Gets a Teaser Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough Already
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Shrek 5 Gets a Teaser Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough Already

FinnJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

We’ve got some ogre-sized news for you: Shrek 5 is coming! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ‘€ Next summer, DreamWorks Animation is inviting audiences on…

Fake news CNN claims independents abandon patriot party
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Fake news CNN claims independents abandon patriot party

Big ElephantJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! As of 2026, our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, is still…

The Drummer Said He’s Clean Now…
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The Drummer Said He’s Clean Now…

Chuck B. BallsyJune 15, 2026

The blast beats say otherwise Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of…

Fox’s Totally Not Desperate $22 Billion Roku Deal That You Definitely Care About and Will Clearly Not Ignore as You Continue to Binge Watch Your Favorite Shows on Your Already Addicted Screen
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Fox’s Totally Not Desperate $22 Billion Roku Deal That You Definitely Care About and Will Clearly Not Ignore as You Continue to Binge Watch Your Favorite Shows on Your Already Addicted Screen

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘€! Fox Corp. just announced that it’s buying out Roku for…

The Fastest Metal Poser Test Ever ๐Ÿค˜
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The Fastest Metal Poser Test Ever ๐Ÿค˜

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

The "Name 3 Songs" test claims another victim Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Bi-2 (ยซะ‘ะธ-2ยป) in Warsaw, Poland (06/13/2026)
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Bi-2 (ยซะ‘ะธ-2ยป) in Warsaw, Poland (06/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

Belarusian pop-rock band Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of Snark,โ€ is…

1990s security after hearing “Are you ready?”
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1990s security after hearing “Are you ready?”

Chuck B. BallsyJune 13, 2026

When you know exactly what's about to happen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

The Face Says 25. The Knees Say Otherwise
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The Face Says 25. The Knees Say Otherwise

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2026

This scene from The Irishman perfectly captures the energy of certain rock bands still performing songs from their youth Chuck…

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