True Lies, Metalhead Edition
No Poster? Nice Try Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
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Super Official Totally Not Made Up Book About SLIPKNOT That They Definitely Didnt Try To Stop From Being Written All About Their Rise To Fame And The Chaos
Breaking news: the world is finally getting a book about Slipknot, and we’re all just thrilled 🤩🎉. I mean, who…
XBOX Games Showcase 2026: Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse Finally Arrives After Years of Delayed Expectations and Crushed Dreams October 15
🎉👻 Konami has finally decided to stop milking the Metal Gear Solid series and has announced a new Castlevania game,…
When the Martians unleashed Chris Barnes on Earth
Six Feet Under has landed! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Once Upon a Time in a Metalhead Family
True Family Values. 🤘 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Fake news CNN hyping Pope’s Madrid crowd size obviously
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…
St. Butt: The Worst Thing Ever Found in Stan’s Ass
The object was identified! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
The Vatican delegation at a Rotting Christ show 💀
"Brother, I fear we are at the wrong event." Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
Breaking News: OVERKILL Still Somehow Managing to Shred Faces at 2026 SWEDEN ROCK FESTIVAL Despite Being Older Than Your Grandma
The Sweden Rock Festival is in full swing, and the legendary thrash metal band OVERKILL is taking the stage by…
Oh Boy Get Ready For Another Underwhelming Year Of Overhyped Indie Games At The Wholesome Direct 2026
Get ready for the most epic gaming experience of the year, folks! 🎉👀 Wholesome Games is back with Wholesome Direct…