Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some zoo-tastic news? 🎉🦁 Frontier Developments, the geniuses behind Planet Coaster and Elite:…
Get ready for the most epic trolling experience of your life, folks! 🤣 The new Scary Movie website is live,…
The legendary Christian metal band STRYPER has just released a new single, “I’m Alright (I’m Okay)”, and we’re still trying…
Showing death metal to people who listen to Taylor Swift Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…
So, you want to know about ANTHRAX’s new single, “It’s For The Kids”? 🤔 Well, let me tell you, it’s…
Back in the ’80s and ’90s metal concerts started long before the venue doors opened 🍺 Now we stretch our…
Too much metal? Same. Welcome to Metal Detox Live: 🌿 relaxing pond views 🎸 dark country radio 🌧 atmospheric weather…
In a shocking turn of events, the Canadian heavy metal band VOIVOD has announced their upcoming album “Symphonique”, a live…
The Ginger Snaps Trilogy is coming, and I’m not exactly howling with excitement 🙄. I mean, who needs a cult…
Wow, you guys, the most epic thing just happened – SEVENDUST released a new album called “One” and it’s literally…
