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Typical losers get destroyed by foreign volcano what a shock
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Typical losers get destroyed by foreign volcano what a shock

Big ElephantMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

It’s hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to peddle their lies and propaganda about our great President…

MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Suddenly Remembers He Has a Music Career and Is ‘Totally Stoked’ to Maybe Possibly Release New Solo Music If He Feels Like It
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MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Suddenly Remembers He Has a Music Career and Is ‘Totally Stoked’ to Maybe Possibly Release New Solo Music If He Feels Like It

Chord F. DiscordMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

Chad Gray, the king of metal, is back with his new solo project, “30 Years Of Madness” 🤯💥, and we’re…

Legendary Nintendo Designer Takashi Tezuka Finally Tired of Making the Same Mario Game for 42 Years
The End of an Era: Nintendo's Takashi Tezuka Retires, and We're All Doomed 🌪️
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Legendary Nintendo Designer Takashi Tezuka Finally Tired of Making the Same Mario Game for 42 Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

The gaming world is mourning the loss of a legend, as Takashi Tezuka, the mastermind behind Mario and The Legend…

Halo Infinite RUINED Forever as Mysterious Halo Next Thingy Probably Means We’re Getting More of the Same Old Stuff and LOL No More Firefight: Gauntlet Who Even Cared Anyway
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Halo Infinite RUINED Forever as Mysterious Halo Next Thingy Probably Means We’re Getting More of the Same Old Stuff and LOL No More Firefight: Gauntlet Who Even Cared Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

Today is a big day at Halo Studios, folks! 🎉👀 Halo Next has reportedly been uncovered by a new job…

Alex Terrible Vs. Cameron Delano (BKFC Blood 4 Blood event)
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Alex Terrible Vs. Cameron Delano (BKFC Blood 4 Blood event)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2026

Alex Terrible from Slaughter to Prevail falls to the floor from a punch by Cameron Delano Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…

Black Label Society at Welcome to Rockville 2026 (Pre-Party)
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Black Label Society at Welcome to Rockville 2026 (Pre-Party)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2026

Heavy metal band from Los Angeles Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Slaughter to Prevail at Welcome to Rockville 2026 (Pre-Party)
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Slaughter to Prevail at Welcome to Rockville 2026 (Pre-Party)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2026

Deathcore from Yekaterinburg, Russia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Magic Sword in Charlotte, NC (05/06/2026)
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Magic Sword in Charlotte, NC (05/06/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 6, 2026

Synthwave from Boise, Idaho Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Dance with the Dead in Charlotte, NC (05/06/2026)
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Dance with the Dead in Charlotte, NC (05/06/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 6, 2026

Dark synthwave from California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Megan McDuffee in Charlotte, NC (05/06/2026)
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Megan McDuffee in Charlotte, NC (05/06/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 6, 2026

Dark, edgy electronica and synth-heavy artist from Seattle, WA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

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