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Marvel’s ‘Wonder Man’: More Like ‘Blunder Man,’ Am I Right
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Marvel’s ‘Wonder Man’: More Like ‘Blunder Man,’ Am I Right

FinnJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh boy, buckle up buttercups 🪑, because Marvel’s dredging up another hero from the depths of comic book obscurity! Wonder…

Opus Major Drops MAJJAM: Prepare for Co-Op Cuteness Overload and Catchy Tunes That Will Haunt Your Dreams
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Opus Major Drops MAJJAM: Prepare for Co-Op Cuteness Overload and Catchy Tunes That Will Haunt Your Dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful indie game gods, Opus Major (who?) has graced us with MAJJAM, a co-op adventure game where apparently,…

Devourment feat. Ricky Myers (Suffocation) in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)
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Devourment feat. Ricky Myers (Suffocation) in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 7, 2025

True Legends! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

Carnifex Blew Up Charlotte 💀| w/ Suffocation, Devourment, Distant & Bodybox🔥
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Carnifex Blew Up Charlotte 💀| w/ Suffocation, Devourment, Distant & Bodybox🔥

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 7, 2025

On July 6, Carnifex brought hell to The Fillmore Charlotte on their Hell Chose Me 15-Year Anniversary Tour 🔥 Joined…

Matt Cameron FINALLY Escapes Pearl Jam After Torturous 27-Year Sentence
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Matt Cameron FINALLY Escapes Pearl Jam After Torturous 27-Year Sentence

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Breaking News! 🚨 Matt Cameron, the guy who hits things in PEARL JAM, has finally realized he’s been playing the…

Carnifex in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)
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Carnifex in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 7, 2025

Deathcore from San Diego, California! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Suffocation in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)
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Suffocation in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 6, 2025

American death metal from Centereach, New York! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Devourment in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)
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Devourment in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 6, 2025

American death metal band from Dallas, Texas! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Bodybox in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)
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Bodybox in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 6, 2025

Brutal Death Metal from Orlando, Florida! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Distant in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)
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Distant in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 6, 2025

Deathcore band from the Netherlands and Slovakia! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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