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“Chocoholics Unite: NYC’s 2026 Salon du Chocolat Promises to Melt Your Wallet and Your Diet”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 14, 2026

Attention, chocoholics! 🍫 Get ready for the most important event of your life (or at least your sweet tooth’s life)!…

Primeval Well in Charlotte, NC (02/13/2026)
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Primeval Well in Charlotte, NC (02/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 14, 2026

Experimental Folk/Black Metal from Nashville, Tennessee Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Primeval Well in Charlotte, NC (02/13/2026)
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Primeval Well in Charlotte, NC (02/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 14, 2026

Experimental Folk/Black Metal from Nashville, Tennessee Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Dollhaver in Charlotte, NC (02/13/2026)
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Dollhaver in Charlotte, NC (02/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 14, 2026

Death/Sludge Metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Dollhaver in Charlotte, NC (02/13/2026)
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Dollhaver in Charlotte, NC (02/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 14, 2026

Death/Sludge Metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Sad and pathetic in Charlotte, NC (02/13/2026)
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Sad and pathetic in Charlotte, NC (02/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 14, 2026

«Power electronics for the average disappointment» from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

GHOST Unleashes “Umbra” Music Video, Because Darkness Needs a Soundtrack Too
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GHOST Unleashes “Umbra” Music Video, Because Darkness Needs a Soundtrack Too

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

GHOST just dropped a new video for “Umbra” and honestly, it’s giving us full-on rock opera vibes with a side…

“Finally, You Can Make Your Computer Feel Like It’s Thinking—With Docker!”
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“Finally, You Can Make Your Computer Feel Like It’s Thinking—With Docker!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 13, 2026

Attention, future AI overlords! 🚀 Tired of paying for every AI fart? Docker Model Runner lets you run LLMs locally—no…

LIFE OF AGONY Turns ‘Don’t You (Forget About Me)’ Into A Post-Grunge Funeral March For Bender’s Soul
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LIFE OF AGONY Turns ‘Don’t You (Forget About Me)’ Into A Post-Grunge Funeral March For Bender’s Soul

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Brooklyn’s LIFELINE OF AGONY (formerly known as LIFE OF AGONY) has once again proven they can turn any classic into…

Metal Church Unleashes ‘Brainwash Game’ Single From Their New Album ‘Dead To Rights’—Because Who Needs Free Will Anyway?
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Metal Church Unleashes ‘Brainwash Game’ Single From Their New Album ‘Dead To Rights’—Because Who Needs Free Will Anyway?

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

West Coast thrash metal legends METAL CHURCH will release their 13th studio album, “Dead To Rights”, on April 10 via…

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