Attention, chocoholics! 🍫
Get ready for the most important event of your life (or at least your sweet tooth’s life)! Salon du Chocolat NYC is coming to town, and it’s bringing enough cocoa to make Willy Wonka jealous. 😏
Dates & Location:
📅 March 7 – 8, 2026
📍 415 Fifth Ave. (@ 37th Street) New York, NY 10016
Event schedule:*
Saturday: 10:00 AM-6:00 PM
Sunday: 10:00 AM-5:00 PM
*Hours are subject to change, because chocolate waits for no one! ⏰
Discover the Magic of Chocolate Like Never Before
Step into a world where your dentist’s nightmares come true! From artisan confections to chocolate fashion shows, this event has it all. Warning: May cause severe chocolate coma. 😴🍫
Come solo, bring a date, or drag your family along. Just don’t blame us if you need a wheelbarrow to roll yourself out! 🛒
What’s in Store?
Live Chef Demos & Seminars: Watch chocolatiers work their magic and try not to drool on yourself. 💦
Choco-Lover’s Paradise: Shop ’til you drop (or until your credit card melts from overuse). 💳
Chocolate Fashion & Live Sculpting: Because nothing says “high fashion” like wearing an edible dress! 👗🍫
Bean-to-Bar Journey: Follow the exciting life of a cocoa bean. Spoiler alert: It ends up in your belly! 🌱➡️🍬
Bite-Sized Kid’s Zone: Send the little ones to chocolate heaven while you indulge. 👼
Interactive Photo Ops: Pose with chocolate sculptures and pretend you’re in Willy Wonka’s factory. 📸
And that’s just the beginning — stay tuned for more chocolatey goodness at www.salonduchocolatnyc.com
🎟️ On-site Ticket Prices are higher. SAVE by purchasing your tickets Online! Because who wants to pay more for chocolate? Not us! 💸
Are there age restrictions?
Salon du Chocolat NYC is for everyone, except maybe your dentist. Adult supervision required for minors under 18. Age requirements may apply for certain activities. Sorry, kids, no chocolate tattoos for you! 👶🚫🍫
Who needs a ticket?
Everyone needs a ticket, even if it’s free. Because counting chocolate-crazed attendees is hard work! 🧮
- Free for Children under 6 (must register)
- Children (6-12): Requires a child ticket
- Adults (13+): Requires a general admission ticket
Proof of age may be required. Sorry, Grandma, no pretending to be 5 for free entry! 👵🚫🎫
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Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
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