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Eihwar in Warszawa, Poland (04/07/2026)
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Eihwar in Warszawa, Poland (04/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 7, 2026

French "Viking Dancefloor" duo that blends traditional Nordic folk with heavy electronic beats Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

Mira Ceti (Heilung) in Warszawa, Poland (04/07/2026)
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Mira Ceti (Heilung) in Warszawa, Poland (04/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 7, 2026

Aurore Reichert, a French singer, producer, and multi-disciplinary artist known for her work in dark folk and ritual music Chuck…

SHARON OSBOURNE Dumps OZZYs Old Haunt on the Market for a Whopping $17 Million Because Lets Be Real the Neighbors Were Sick of His Noise Anyway
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SHARON OSBOURNE Dumps OZZYs Old Haunt on the Market for a Whopping $17 Million Because Lets Be Real the Neighbors Were Sick of His Noise Anyway

Chord F. DiscordApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

The iconic Los Angeles home of the one and only Ozzy Osbourne and his wife Sharon Osbourne is back on…

BUCKCHERRY Has Already Written Seven Songs For Twelfth Studio Album Because Apparently The World Was Missing More Of Their Unique Brand Of Faceless Hard Rock
**Breaking News: BUCKCHERRY is Back and Ready to Roar (Again)** 🤘🎸
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BUCKCHERRY Has Already Written Seven Songs For Twelfth Studio Album Because Apparently The World Was Missing More Of Their Unique Brand Of Faceless Hard Rock

Chord F. DiscordApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, BUCKCHERRY’s lead vocalist Josh Todd has announced that the band is already working on…

Jon Oliva Still Alive Somehow Despite Being Old and Creaky
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Jon Oliva Still Alive Somehow Despite Being Old and Creaky

Chord F. DiscordApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

Breaking News: Jon Oliva is Still Alive and Kicking (Sort Of) 🤣. In a shocking turn of events, the 66-year-old…

METAL CHURCH’s KURDT VANDERHOOF Totally Not Being Defensive At All Claims Former Members Were Totally Clueless And Shouldve Seen It Coming Duh
Breaking News: Metal Church Lineup Changes - The Drama Continues 🤯
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METAL CHURCH’s KURDT VANDERHOOF Totally Not Being Defensive At All Claims Former Members Were Totally Clueless And Shouldve Seen It Coming Duh

Chord F. DiscordApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Metal Church’s founding guitarist Kurdt Vanderhoof has spoken out about the band’s new lineup,…

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Easter Sunday Just Got Ruined with Bally Baby and Bigg Kutt 8 Live Performance

Chuck B. BallsyApril 3, 2026

Easter Sunday just got lit 🎉 Bally Baby and Bigg Kutt 8 LIVE – don’t miss 📅 Chuck B. BallsyChuck…

GosT (James Lollar) has passed away at the age of 46
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GosT (James Lollar) has passed away at the age of 46

Chuck B. BallsyApril 2, 2026

Dark synthwave legend was signed to Metal Blade and collab’d with Frozen Soul Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

Peter Gabriel Finally Emerges From His Cave to Bless Us with New Music That Will Probably Be Played at Every Hippie Wedding for the Next Decade
Breaking News: Peter Gabriel Releases New Track and We're All Still Trying to Figure Out What It Means 🤯
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Peter Gabriel Finally Emerges From His Cave to Bless Us with New Music That Will Probably Be Played at Every Hippie Wedding for the Next Decade

Chord F. DiscordApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

Peter Gabriel, the legendary musician and king of confusing album titles, has just dropped a new track called “Till Your…

Tina Turner’s Wildest Dreams Reissued Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy Enough Copies the First Time Around and Now You Need to Spend More Money on the Same Songs You Already Know by Heart for the 30th Time
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Tina Turner’s Wildest Dreams Reissued Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy Enough Copies the First Time Around and Now You Need to Spend More Money on the Same Songs You Already Know by Heart for the 30th Time

Chord F. DiscordApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

Tina Turner’s Wildest Dreams is being reissued for its 30th anniversary, because who doesn’t love a good throwback 🎉? The…

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