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“OPG: The Government Agency That’s *Totally* Not Just a Fancy Way to Say ‘We’re Watching You’”
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“OPG: The Government Agency That’s *Totally* Not Just a Fancy Way to Say ‘We’re Watching You’”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 16, 2026

The Office of the Public Guardian is here to save your future self from your current bad decisions—one webinar at…

Kernel Wealth Live – The 2026 Investor Reset: Where Your Portfolio Goes to Cry in a Corner
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Kernel Wealth Live – The 2026 Investor Reset: Where Your Portfolio Goes to Cry in a Corner

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 16, 2026

🚨 Kernel’s Big 2026 Reveal: Will Your Portfolio Survive the AI Bubble? 🤖💸 Dean (CEO) & Armin (Head of Product)…

Opeth in Houston, TX (02/15/2026)
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Opeth in Houston, TX (02/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Progressive metal from Stockholm, Sweden Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Katatonia in Houston, TX (02/15/2026)
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Katatonia in Houston, TX (02/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Heavy metal band from Stockholm, Sweden Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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Angel City Brewery Hosts Fools Faire: Where Broken Hearts Meet Booze

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Fools Faire: A Court of Broken Hearts 📅 Sunday, February 15, 2026 | 🕛 Doors at Noon | 🔞 NC-17…

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2026 FuelFest West Palm Beach: Where Gas Guzzlers Get Their Glory

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Get ready for year 5 in South Florida! FuelFest is invading the South Florida Fairgrounds like it’s a Fast &…

“MBS Essentials for GP Registrars: Because Even Doctors Need a Survival Guide for MBS Madness!”
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“MBS Essentials for GP Registrars: Because Even Doctors Need a Survival Guide for MBS Madness!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

🚨 The MBS Demystified: A Survival Guide for Rookie GPs 🚨 Are you a new GP who thinks MBS stands…

Macabre in Raleigh, NC (02/14/2026)
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Macabre in Raleigh, NC (02/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Death Metal from Turnersville, New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Incantation in Raleigh, NC (02/14/2026)
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Incantation in Raleigh, NC (02/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Death Metal from New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

SLASH Says GUNS N’ ROSES ‘Has Never Been A Big Choreographed Thing’ Because Apparently Chaos Is Their Secret Rehearsal Plan
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SLASH Says GUNS N’ ROSES ‘Has Never Been A Big Choreographed Thing’ Because Apparently Chaos Is Their Secret Rehearsal Plan

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 15, 2026February 15, 2026

Well, look who decided to grace us with their presence again — it’s Slash, the human embodiment of “I woke…

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