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Nu Metal Legends Unite For Ozzfest Inspired Tour
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Nu Metal Legends Unite For Ozzfest Inspired Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

A number of tribute bands are coming together for the “Nu-Metal Values Ozzfest Rehash Tour.” The outing features tribute bands…

Turnstile Rocks Baltimore Orioles Game In Pre-Game Concert Appearance
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Turnstile Rocks Baltimore Orioles Game In Pre-Game Concert Appearance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

The Baltimore Orioles celebrated “Turnstile Night” on Friday, July 10th, in honor of the hometown hardcore band turned breakout stars.…

L7 Bassist Jennifer Finch Battles Aggressive Brain Cancer Diagnosis
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L7 Bassist Jennifer Finch Battles Aggressive Brain Cancer Diagnosis

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Jennifer Finch, the founding and longtime bassist of rock band L7, has been diagnosed with aggressive brain cancer and is…

Thug Unveils The New Generation Tour Dates Coming Soon
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Thug Unveils The New Generation Tour Dates Coming Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Young Thug is returning to the road for his first headlining tour in over six years. The Atlanta rapper has…

Paramount’s Warner Bros Deal Hits Roadblock With 12 State Lawsuit Filing
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Paramount’s Warner Bros Deal Hits Roadblock With 12 State Lawsuit Filing

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Attorneys general in 12 states have joined forces to file an antitrust lawsuit in a bid to stop Paramount Skydance’s…

Geddy Lee Shines as RUSH Returns to Stage After Illness
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Geddy Lee Shines as RUSH Returns to Stage After Illness

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

RUSH returned to the stage on Saturday in Fort Worth, Texas, after rescheduling a couple of shows on their “Fifty…

Stars Honor Beloved Actor Sam Neill With Touching Tribute
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Stars Honor Beloved Actor Sam Neill With Touching Tribute

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Before his death at the age of 78, actor Sam Neill made a striking impression on those he worked with,…

Alice Cooper Unveils Fall 2026 North American Concert Schedule
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Alice Cooper Unveils Fall 2026 North American Concert Schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

At 78 years old, Alice Cooper shows no signs of slowing down. The OG shock-rocker has just announced a Fall…

Legendary actor Sam Neill falls prey to mortality’s gameplay mechanic
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Legendary actor Sam Neill falls prey to mortality’s gameplay mechanic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Today, the gaming world lost a legend, and I’m not talking about the latest overhyped, live-service game that’s about to…

BILL WARD still whining about Ozzy 40 years later apparently everyone needed this update
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BILL WARD still whining about Ozzy 40 years later apparently everyone needed this update

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2026

Oh boy, grab your tissues and get ready for a feels trip, because Bill Ward is talking about his dearly…

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