Shrek 5 Gets a Teaser Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough Already
We’ve got some ogre-sized news for you: Shrek 5 is coming! ππ Next summer, DreamWorks Animation is inviting audiences on…
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Fake news CNN claims independents abandon patriot party
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! As of 2026, our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
The Drummer Said He’s Clean Now…
The blast beats say otherwise Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as βThe Sultan of…
Fox’s Totally Not Desperate $22 Billion Roku Deal That You Definitely Care About and Will Clearly Not Ignore as You Continue to Binge Watch Your Favorite Shows on Your Already Addicted Screen
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat πΏπ! Fox Corp. just announced that it’s buying out Roku for…
The Fastest Metal Poser Test Ever π€
The "Name 3 Songs" test claims another victim Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
Bi-2 (Β«ΠΠΈ-2Β») in Warsaw, Poland (06/13/2026)
Belarusian pop-rock band Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as βThe Sultan of Snark,β is…
1990s security after hearing “Are you ready?”
When you know exactly what's about to happen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
The Face Says 25. The Knees Say Otherwise
This scene from The Irishman perfectly captures the energy of certain rock bands still performing songs from their youth Chuck…
Scrlett in Charlotte, NC (06/11/2026)
Heavy shoegaze/alternative/indie-rock from Sumter, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as βThe Sultan of…
Overlay in Charlotte, NC (06/11/2026)
Shoegaze/alternative/indie-rock from Charleston, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as βThe Sultan of Snark,β…