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Traitors in Greensboro, NC (06/10/2026)
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Traitors in Greensboro, NC (06/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 11, 2026

Brutal deathcore from Tampa, Florida

Carcosa in Greensboro, NC (06/10/2026)
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Carcosa in Greensboro, NC (06/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 11, 2026

Canadian deathcore

System of a Down Fans Since 2005
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System of a Down Fans Since 2005

Chuck B. BallsyJune 10, 2026

The average System of a Down fan experience

Fight Collab: When Static-X Meets Dope 🤔
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Fight Collab: When Static-X Meets Dope 🤔

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2026

If you know, you know. 🤘

OH JOY NEKROGOBLIKON Is Still Alive And Will Be Torturing Ears On Their Totally Not Overdue 20th Anniversary Tour Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough Of Them The First Time Around
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OH JOY NEKROGOBLIKON Is Still Alive And Will Be Torturing Ears On Their Totally Not Overdue 20th Anniversary Tour Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough Of Them The First Time Around

Chord F. DiscordJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and potentially ear-destroying experience of your life: NEKROGOBLIKON is going on tour 🤯🎉!…

Duran Duran is Being Forced to Share the Stage with Other Bands at Hyde Park Because Apparently They Cant Sell Out a Venue on Their Own
Breaking News: The Most Epic Lineup of the Summer is Here and We're Freaking Out! 🤯
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Duran Duran is Being Forced to Share the Stage with Other Bands at Hyde Park Because Apparently They Cant Sell Out a Venue on Their Own

Chord F. DiscordJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

Nile Rodgers & CHIC, Groove Armada (DJ set), SOPHIE GREY., SISTRA, Harrison, Wendy Bevan, and Sam Scherdel are joining the…

Break Out the Neon and Big Hair Because the Most Iconic and Totally Not Forgotten Cartoon of the 80s Jem and the Holograms Is Getting a Live Action Series Because You Clearly Asked for This
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Break Out the Neon and Big Hair Because the Most Iconic and Totally Not Forgotten Cartoon of the 80s Jem and the Holograms Is Getting a Live Action Series Because You Clearly Asked for This

FinnJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Oh joy, because the world was just missing another live-action adaptation of a beloved ’80s franchise, Jem and the Holograms…

SHINEDOWN’s ZACH MYERS Throws Tantrum Because Robots Are Better Songwriters Than Him
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SHINEDOWN’s ZACH MYERS Throws Tantrum Because Robots Are Better Songwriters Than Him

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes? 🤣 SHINEDOWN’s Zach Myers is sounding off about people using…

True Lies, Metalhead Edition
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True Lies, Metalhead Edition

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2026

No Poster? Nice Try

Super Official Totally Not Made Up Book About SLIPKNOT That They Definitely Didnt Try To Stop From Being Written All About Their Rise To Fame And The Chaos
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Super Official Totally Not Made Up Book About SLIPKNOT That They Definitely Didnt Try To Stop From Being Written All About Their Rise To Fame And The Chaos

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Breaking news: the world is finally getting a book about Slipknot, and we’re all just thrilled 🤩🎉. I mean, who…

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